Who would win this fight?

Please explain why! Be creative :P
Who would win this fight?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Probably the magicarp. The metapod could literally not give less of a shit about this whole thing.

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    • *Magikarp. Oh no, my nerd rep is ruined :P

    • Fauchelevent's nerdyness went down 30!
      Faucherlevent fainted!
      Player blacked-out and paid 380¥ for losing!

Most Helpful Guy

  • magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect
    magikarp uses splash - no effect
    metapod uses harden - no effect

    magikarp uses splash - throw up blood, one eye pops out and dies
    metapod uses harden - dies smashed by his own heavy body

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What Girls Said 6

  • The fish on the right, the thing on the left looks like it was forced to wake up and made to come battle.

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  • That FISH BECAUSE IT HAS A ANT BRO!

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  • The green wasabi thing is just like "Duuuude"
    The nemo fish is smiling there like "I gotchu dont worry Im coming for u this nigga thinks Im dead but im not"
    Green wasabi goes like: Should we just suck on his knees
    Nemo: Nah dude im trying to move to u can't u see im gonna own u
    Green wasabi: Id come to u but i just ate this huge ass taco and banana split thats I can't MOVE
    Nemo: Lets just pretend like we're dying until he stops yelling at me

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  • I'm going to say Magicarp because I've never seen Metapod do anything even though Magicarp is a water Pokemon. Carp have all these mystical powers in Asian culture and Metapod is a cocoon and dormant.

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  • Batman, the answer is always Batman.

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  • The carp for sure.

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What Guys Said 6

  • i had funny answers for both pokemon but then i thought logically and remembered that dead pool can't die D:

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    • but deadpool is only referee :P

    • Yeah. But that was not clear

      Only after seeing others answers... I got he was not part of the fight

  • *Metapod used harden*
    Metapod got so hard and heavy the ground cracked and caused a fissure?
    METAPOD'S HARDEN TURNED INTO FISSURE
    It's a one-hit KO! Everyone faints..
    Deadpool blacks out

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  • Magikcarp. Metapod would eventually become so dense from harden that he would implode like a dying star and become a black hole

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  • Land - Metapod

    Water - Magikarp

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  • So you've got Spiderman versus a gherkin and a squashed tomato?

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  • Neither. Deadpool would kill them both before they even think about killing the other. Take Deadpool out of the scene and it's probably Magikarp.

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