What conjures or incantations work best for summoning Jesus?

I need to summon Jesus to do my bidding it's for a good cause. I'd like to summon him so he could cure cancer. Does anyone know any good incantations that summon Jesus and manifests him in any form in which he will answer directs questions with correct answers.


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  • Sacrifice a calf before its third full moon... Smear the blod on your face, and run around in a circle screaming "yaweh" untill he shows up...

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What Guys Said 3

  • Draw a cross on the ground and put candles at each of the four ends.
    Say some Catholic prayer.
    I don't fuckin know.

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  • You should use old Latin in your conjuration. It goes like like this:
    Owa-Tafu-Lyam
    Say it one hundred times before praying and your prayers will be answered.

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  • I don't think it works like that lol he doesn't work for us.. We're supposed to work for him.

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