The Royal Great Fart Master has risen! What would you like to ask your royal highness?


The Royal Great Fart Master has risen! What would you like to ask your royal highness?

Ask The Great Fart Master anything!

  • I love you Fart Master!
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  • May I kiss your feet?
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  • Ooo, you touch my tralalal
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  • Mmm, my ding ding dong
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  • GTFO!
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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What Girls Said 12

  • If more people start doing this foolish "I'm the king/queen of gag because I say so hurr durr" I swear to god I'm leaving.

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    • Ask me something or go bye bye Felicia!

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    • Please press that delete account button

    • @2228515 chus, little fly. 😘😘😘

  • As many questions as I'd like? ! ? !
    Yay!!!
    1) when is Kyle returning?
    2) when is Toro returning?
    3) when will you make a pic of both of them your profile picture?
    4) not a question but congratulations
    5) do you think I'm pretty?
    ^ yes you read that right
    6) what present did you end up getting for your niece?
    7) how many steps does it take to climb the Greay Wall of China?

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    • I mean Tomo not Toro lol

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    • 1-3) WHY NEVER? 😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭
      4) you're welcome.
      5) yes no?
      6) Frozen thing? A dress? Costume? Toy?
      7) amen!

    • 1-3 I care not to.
      5 yes no
      6 some room light up doll that plays the songs

  • Wow! Master now farty party? Congrats!

    In the meantime.. When will I sleep? 🤔

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  • Holy fuck how are you a master already? It feels like just yesterday you became guru.

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    • Been guru for months!!! Where have you been?

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    • Excuses, excuses.

    • Always :P

  • Where do babies come from?

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    • You order em on amazon then a stork will deliver them.

    • Ah

      Makes sense now

      Fart Master, I will forever remember your kindness. 🎎

    • Master is always pleased to enlighten the young one.

  • I'm proud of you, great fart master!

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  • HOLY SHHHHH!

    hmm, what did you have for lunch?

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  • Where can I get the best pizza?

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  • Am I pretty?

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  • Post a video of you twerking...

    Jk my eyesights already bad as it is

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    • :O are you saying I can't tweak for shit! ?

  • Well well
    Congratzo great fart master

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  • Can I have your coat and play with your beard?

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What Guys Said 10

  • Congrats I was watching you and Palek rising through the ranks - The last 4 masters before Palek were girls, they were taking over, we needed reinforcements.

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    • Fart master is lost, what or who is this pale you speak of?

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    • @palek
      *bows down to master Palek*

    • And back atcha, oh master of gastric profusion!

  • Congrats on becoming master!
    Can I... Can I touch the white beard you have going on in that pic? :O

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  • Alright, I challenge the master to a Fart Style Kung Fu duel :P

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1eshP_JGAo4/hqdefault.jpg

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  • Were did you get those eyelashes and were can I get some lmao.

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    • Amazon bro!

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    • There you go ;)

    • Mhmm lol.

  • Oh great fart master, did u star in Kill Bill Vol. 2?

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  • GTFO
    Yellow suits me better

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    • No way jose! I grant you 1 question to be answered

  • funny i asked a question just like this not too long ago and it got removed for "nonsense". i guess they let you keep yours because they dont want to lose their precious "masters". classy

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  • What's your Fart limit?

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  • Do you think there's a point at which one becomes TOO Asian?
    Why am I asking?
    Oh, no reason.

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    • No, you can never be too Asian

  • Oh, Royal Great Fart Master, why did you take Trump on as a student? Has he surpassed you as Master?

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    • He's one of my best pupils

    • I'm sorry OH Royal Great Fart Master, but I'm afraid he has surpassed you! Everytime he opens his mouth a fart comes out. When he closes his mouth, they come out his ears!

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