12,000 duffle bags stuffed with 100 dollar bills would you?

1. Let someone hit you in the face with a metal bat.
2. Run around downtown at 4pm naked and dry hump the ground , car hoods, poles.

3. Take a bunch of X-lax, go to the mall, and just crap all overself repeatedly without cleaning yourself up the whole day and have someone record it and place it online, and give it to the news stations.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • The second one.

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    • Not afraid of letting it hang out or getting arrested huh?

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    • Why not 1 or 3?

    • 1 - bc i dont want to be ugly

      3 - bc that's disgusting

Most Helpful Guy

  • Number 3, nothing ari-freshener an extra absorbent diaper can't fix.

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    • Why not 1 or 2?

    • I don't wan't to get hit in the head and risk a concussion or get arrested while everyone laughs at my nakedness.

    • No you have to walk around all day like that with no air freshener

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What Guys Said 4

  • Option 1, because reconstructive surgery will be cheaper than multiple fines and an arrest, as well as disappearing.

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    • Why not 3 or 2?

    • Because I'm sure 2 and 3 would require paying fines and bail, as well as court. I'd rather just take a hit and get over it.

  • I'll choose 2

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    • You wouldn't be afraid of getting arrested?

    • Oh I didn't think of that haha
      Getting arrested is better than getting extremely hurt with a bat and publicly shitting myself to be honest

  • How hard will the guy with the bat swing?

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  • Offer the metal bat person some money to hit softly.

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    • Doesn't work that way.

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