There's nothing like a fresh cup of privilege in the morning, amirite?
I doubt there is a better way to start the day than backhanding all the women in your house just because they didn't put the EXACT amount of mayo in your sandwich that you like. Pesky, inferior women. Can't even get sandwiches right *shakes head and chuckles*.
The best part of being a , man is establishing dominance on crowded transport vehicles. Spreading your hairy legs for all the betas and bitches to see your hairy, droopy, saggy scrotum. Keeps those lesser creatures in check, I'll tell ya. Most effective when you still have some smegma on your foreskin from fucking all the passengers on the bus' mums.
You wanna hear a joke? Women leaders LOOOOOOOOLROFLROFLROFRFLAMAOLMAOALMAO
La créme de la créme of being male is playing mind games on EVERY woman ALL the time. Also being shallow, rude, cold, all those negative personality traits. It keeps those bitches busy like it was sandwich day. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Anyway, just wanted to give y'all a peak into the life of the ultimate alpha male. *manspreads* *cheesy smegma smacks you in the nose* ;)
- I'm a beta or a bitch so my vote doesn't count like a true alpha's vote doesVote A
- I'm alpha and yeah, these inferior monkeys ain't shit *fist bump with dicks*Vote B
- I'm alpha but I'm kind to the betas and bitches. They don't know what's good for them.Vote C
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I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots.. *whispers: I call the shots*... I'm like a firecracker.. I make it hot, when I put on a shoooowwww, I feel the adrenaline movin' through mah veins.. SPOT-LIGHT ON MEHHHH and i'm ready to breaaak
Its Britney bitch and i'm the alpha 😉
(Sorry I got bored and i'm drunk on soda)1
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