How to lose a guy/girl in 10 seconds (or less)?

Time to be witty and creative! What is something you can tell someone to instantly make them lose interest in you? Those with the most upvotes get MHO.

How to lose a guy/girl in 10 seconds (or less)?


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What Girls Said 12

  • What do I like? Long walks on the beach, cooking, taxidermy, following people home and hiding naked under their beds, spending quality time with my family. You know, the usual.

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  • "Listen, I like you but I have a severe touching-phobia, so, like, we can sit next to each other but we can't touch, kiss, or have sex ever. I love you for all eternity by the way. Let's get married!!"

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  • "wanna see my cock, it's bigger than yours"

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  • When I was younger my dad trained me fart on command. Do you want me to try it now? Oh wait that wasn't just a fart. I'm sorry I don't have any spare clothing can I borrow your jacket during the duration of this date? (to be said at the beginning of the first date)

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  • You stop calling haha!

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  • I'll just leave this here.

    https://youtu.be/9QHVg6eZk7w

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  • "I'm waiting until marriage to lose my virginity."/"I want to get married someday."/I'm a virgin." Those seem to scare men off pretty quickly.

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  • "I'm gonna get you pregnant".

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  • To lose a girl?: Do you want some dick? xD

    To lose a guy...: Marry me damn it!

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  • telling him you like poop

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  • I have AIDS :)

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  • I'm lesbian.

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What Guys Said 13

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  • "How do I look? Rate out of 10"

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  • Do you lift?
    No
    Okay bye bitch

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  • Babe, I was thinking of you this morning while taking a dump. Just couldn't get you off my head with every push...

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  • Tell them you're still getting over your STI or something

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  • Hi. Can I buy your underwear?

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  • "I'll eat your bellybutton"
    Win-Win for me

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  • All I have to do is take my shirt off.
    Could probably be managed with less, but that'll do it for sure.

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  • "I'm an asexual wolf-kin,"*howl*.

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  • "Hey baby, want to stop by later for some roofi... I mean drinks?

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  • I would fuck ur face right now.

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  • I would definitely stick my penis inside you

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  • its so easy for me. give her my creepy perverted look. give her super shy awkward body language. tell her i have 4 inches. tell her i'm still a virgin. pick one.

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