Or think you do?
Most Helpful Girl
I'd say spiders. A 'real' phobia is where the phobic object causes disproportional fear and anxiety in your life, to the point that you go to extreme lengths to avoid coming into contact with it. I do that with spiders. Like even little harmless ones where the appropriate response is ignore or move them, I'll be backing up as far as possible, shaking, crying and if there's one in the bedroom that we haven't managed to find and remove, I won't sleep in the room.1
Most Helpful Guy
We have nothing to fear, except fear itself... and spiders... and werewolves... and Donald Trump... undercooked meat, the dark, Hilary Clinton, North Korea, hillbillies, hipsters, botched surgery, sexual impotence, being hypo or hyper anything, Darth Vader, discovering you've spontaneously become fatally allergic to something commonplace, escaped chimpanzees, mennorhea, ghonorhea, stupid people in large numbers, Bill Cosby, the matrix, Canada, escaped mental patients, a mob of gay men redecorating your bachelor pad fabulously, alligators, driving behind log trucks, raw sewage, latent homosexuality, your bff telling all of your deepest darkest secrets, Ronald Regan's ghost, Abraham Lincon's ghost, Darth Vader's ghost, the westborro baptist church, people who remember the "good old days" who also have holes in their sheets, a mass prison escape, your grandparents, and the psycho killer on the other side of the shower curtain...2