If you had to give your newborn child ONE piece of advice, what would it be?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Newborn? lol to young for advice. Changing his/her diaper and feeding them is all I will be doing, lol!

    -When they get older, Jesus son of God goes exsist, read the Holy Bible, KJV

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Keep your innocence for as long as you can. You're only a child for a short while.

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What Guys Said 18

  • "Learn how to wipe your own ass, I don't want to deal with it any longer than I have to. Also, once you start growing teeth your mom's tits are mine again."

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  • Never case buses or women, you'll always get left behind.

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  • Take a look at my life... and learn from all my mistakes so you are a better person than I could ever hope to be.

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  • Never stop being curious about the world around you.

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  • ... get back in the womb; it's the only place to be safe.

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  • If your mom asks "do these jeans make me look fat" never say the truth.

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  • Be careful choosing who to trust because trusting the wrong person can cause a lot of problems and pain

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  • Stay away from Charlie Sheen!

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  • They wouldn't understand it so would it matter?

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  • Hurry go back in this is a cruel world.

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  • Run and run and run and run and dont face ur problems intill ur strong and can dace all of them at once

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  • Never trust anyone who can't telepathically communicate with you like I am now.

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  • Assuming that they would actually follow it, "Be kind and caring."

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  • Don't be like Ethan Boe

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  • there is a god yes god is real

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  • Dont second guess yourself. You miss lots of opertunities that way.

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  • YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER I SEE YOU

    You increase your own wisdom 20x over by reading all this advice :o

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  • Fallow Googles moto

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What Girls Said 15

  • No just no!

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  • Follow your heart.

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  • Try your best to pour love into the world

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  • To be kind.

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  • Everything will always be okay, keep going.

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  • Don't let other tell you what you are.

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  • Stay away from guys

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  • Don't be like yer da.

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  • I would not. Because it wouldn't understand what I said

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  • Don't be afraid to love.

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  • Be better than me

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  • Love yourself and who you are.

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  • Don't trust fuck boys ha

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  • the fact that my child is newborn.. I think it would drink the damn milk if you wanna grow.. lol

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  • Always trust yourself

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