What was the last lie you told?

Mine was "I miss you too"


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  • I told a roommate earlier today that I'd already eaten, even though I was starving. He was trying to get me to eat his fried rice and it did not look good...

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What Guys Said 37

  • Nice shot *as teammate jacks up a long jumper with defenders up his shorts*

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  • The last lie I told was a lie to myself and it was:

    "That one day a woman will be attracted to me." :( :( :(

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  • I pretty much never lie, it makes me feel guilty, but I got a procedure done at the hospital the other day, and when one of my friends asked how it went, I wait it was just fine and it all went smooth. It didn't, I woke up in the middle of it, all drugged up and losin my shit, but I didn't want my friend to worry haha

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  • This one. Or the last one or the last one after the last one

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  • i lied to myself. said I'd go train today.

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  • Wife: Who's ice cream wrappers are these

    Me: Not mines dear

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  • I'm definitely having a day off sex today :-D

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  • I lied to my mother about not having 5 dollars and she gave me 5 dollars, I felt bad and said I had lied and gave her back.

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    • I've the same bad feeling right now.
      I've 50 Euros and my mum wants them, I didn't give her cz I really need them.

  • ' I am fine' - isn't that the most common lie we tell ourselves and sell to others daily...

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  • The cake

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  • Who did you say that to?

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  • No idea. Been a while I lied so I don't remember.

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  • You're a 5/10 average.

    Lmaooo.

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  • file:///C:/Users/Ashwin/Desktop/Memes/images%20(4). jpg

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    • Not so Anonymous now, eh Ashwin? LOL.

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    • Lol I didn't notice that, but nice try dear known as anonymous🙏

    • 😢 Not so much. Sob.

  • Mine was "Love you too."

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    • Yeah maybe I can lie about missing thing, but love! Nah

  • I like your piercing

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  • That I wanted to kiss her, here on GAG, to some stranger girl (as a joke) LOL!!

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  • How do you know I'm not lying right now?

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  • It was yesterday and I lied to myself. I said that I would finish my homework first before going to the city, but I didn't and I still need to finish it ><

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  • Yeah, you did a good job.

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  • in answer to 'are you gay' NO...

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  • That i like pickle and peanut butter in a tortilla. :(

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  • Lying about missing someone is very nice.

    Oh look, I just lied to you :P

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  • I don't intentionally lie, so I can't remember.

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  • Ummm 😐
    I don't remember :P

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  • I love you.

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  • It was " I am trying"

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  • You're not fat!

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  • i like answering you questions

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  • I don't know

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  • "No, I didn't bring my passport."
    To my sister. Bitch wanted to take my passport again to buy cigarettes for her boyfriend 😑

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  • " I'm good 😊 " ... I'm NOT good at this moment 😣😆 ... And oh oh.. We need to talk about your lie miss! 😂🙊

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  • I actually can't even remember.

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  • ***texting on my phone at work**

    To my boss: "I was using the calculator!!"

    I must be bad at math. I use the "calculator" a lot at work. Heeheehee

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  • Mine was "I'm not upset."

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  • "I don't care."

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  • Hmmm "you're so adorable"
    😂😂😂😂 I sound like a bitch

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  • "It was soon much fun seeing you again! We gotta have a cup of coffee together sometime! "

    Nope we both know it's never gonna happen :P

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  • "I've deleted our chat"

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  • i told my aunt her chandelier is beautiful.
    it's ok.

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  • "It's good to see you."

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  • "I'll get up soon."

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  • "I was busy"

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  • "Yeah, I ate something today."

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  • "Jelly's my first name" lmao 😂

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  • "I was studying"

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  • "yeah i'm ready"

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  • That I was goona do some of my science homework

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  • First of all that's the most heartbreaking lie I've ever heard, also mine was "yes, I took my pills"

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