What are some of your favorite crappy jokes?

A dislexic man walks into a bra...
Anybody got any zingers or crappy one liners?
TY :)


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Most Helpful Guy

  • How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Two, but you gotta get them in there first.

    there's a biker, an Indian and a priest in a car- who's driving?
    A cop

    Two seals walk into a club
    Ouch

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Most Helpful Girl

  • "A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off"

    #crapjoke

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What Guys Said 3

  • My 4-year-old was struggling to open his yoghurt today when he suddenly mumbled,
    "Fucking shitty lid!"
    My wife immediately looked at me and said,
    "I wonder where he's got that from?"
    I said,
    "The fucking fridge, you silly cunt."
    cdn.acidcow.com/.../kids_giving_finger_22.jpg

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  • Two tomatoes sitting inside a fridge.
    Once says "ooohh it's so cold here"
    And then the other replies "holy shit, a speaking tomato!"
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    kill me now

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  • Behind every successful man lies what? Pause for a few seconds, "a surprised woman".

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What Girls Said 4

  • Two old ladies were driving through town. The car went through a first light, luckily no accident and then a second light. Finally the woman went through a third light. The other woman in the passenger seat says, be careful you just went through three red lights. The lady who is in the driver's seat says, I was driving?

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  • Why do the French inly eat one egg in their I g for breakfast? Because it's an œuf. 😛

    People never ask me to tell a joke again.

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  • What does a nosy pepper do?

    Get jalapeño business!

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  • My sex life

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