Post some dark humour?


Post some dark humour ?


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  • My girlfriend called me a pedophile. Thats a pretty big word for a 6 year old.

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  • I was talking to my fat friend yesterday who was going in to town shopping. She said "do you think I'll bump in to anybody I know?" I replied "I think you'll bump in to everyone with that fucking arse"

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  • I heard this really messed up joke joke the other day. "What's the difference between pizza and a jew?

    Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"

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  • Jared likes his women like he likes his subs: six and twelve.

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  • No, I won't. Sorry!

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  • What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics?
    Not being retarded

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  • Teacher asks 3 boys:

    "If you could have a ton of anything, what would it be"?

    First boy says, "gold, then I could sell it and buy loads of cars"

    Second boy says, "diamond, then I could buy even more cars, because diamond is worth more than gold"

    Third boy says, "pubic hair, because my sister's only got a tiny bit of pubic hair, but you should see the amount of cars outside our house!"

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