Post some dark humour?
What Guys Said 7
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. Thats a pretty big word for a 6 year old.8
I was talking to my fat friend yesterday who was going in to town shopping. She said "do you think I'll bump in to anybody I know?" I replied "I think you'll bump in to everyone with that fucking arse"3
I heard this really messed up joke joke the other day. "What's the difference between pizza and a jew?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"4
Jared likes his women like he likes his subs: six and twelve.1
No, I won't. Sorry!0
What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded1
Teacher asks 3 boys:
"If you could have a ton of anything, what would it be"?
First boy says, "gold, then I could sell it and buy loads of cars"
Second boy says, "diamond, then I could buy even more cars, because diamond is worth more than gold"
Third boy says, "pubic hair, because my sister's only got a tiny bit of pubic hair, but you should see the amount of cars outside our house!"1
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