If GOBLINS were real and a couple tried harassing you, what would you do?


If GOBLINS were real and a couple tried harassing you, what would you do?



They are harassing you. what do you do?


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  • Smack them around!

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What Girls Said 12

  • Shoot daggers from my eyes, and become goblin queen
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  • Throw apples and ask my men to carry me away! hahah

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  • Use my magic powers to destroy the bastards so I can level up.
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  • I would assume the government would be huge assholes to setient beings that weren't human (just like they are now) So, a cop would probably be firing warning shots into the goblin before I could scream.

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  • For some reason they seem so small and harmless. You know like little monsters that think they can harm you, but they can't do anything. I would just put them in a cage and go to sleep lol.

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  • Kick their ass like I do with the ones that look like goblins in skyrim. The sound that they make when they die is funny as hell. :D

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  • Meh they don't bother me.. They are funny 😸

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  • I don't know how to defeat a goblin!! lol

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    • They start taking your food you're trying to eat, what do you do? :o

  • Call my Ewok army on them

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  • Probably kick them :P

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  • Capture them and turn them into my personal servants :)

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  • Let them... Lo

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What Guys Said 12

  • They're obnoxious little critters in Wurm Online, so I'd call the guards, pull out my maul, and we'd have some fun smashing them up.

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  • I'd use goblin grenade to sacrifice one and deal 5 damage to the other. Hopefully his toughness is <=5

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  • I'll slay them to level up my strength, attack and defence and thus my combat lvl. I also need the goblin mail, for that damned goblin diplomacy

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  • Give them 3 warning and on the third they die.

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  • They are like internet trolls?
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    I would probably step on them

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  • I just spary em with Raid honestly cause i'm sure they be a law protecting them >.>

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  • I got like 69 pounds on em combined

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  • Tell them Santa Clause is watching and if they don't behave they will be put on his naughty list.

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  • Are they just bothering me, robbing me, or trying to kill me?

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    • just bothering

    • In that case, I'd just walk away.

      Besides, I think I could handle a couple of goblins. They're fast, sneaky, conniving, and mostly dangerous in groups. I think I'd be fine.

  • Probably shoot them with a revolver.
    Pathfinder style bitch

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  • Beat them with a stick...

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  • Shoot them

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