I'm 45, unemployed, no car and live with my mother. Wanna date?

Don't stop there! I also have a mental illness and have no friends! I bet you're hungry for more... I snore, don't follow politics, have no agenda or expectations of myself, and I look different to the other 99% of the population (your parents will love that). Do YOU love that? Oh, I can't wait to meet you. 1 at a time please.


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  • You got the humor though, buddy. LOL.

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  • Same! lol! haha only difference is I am 20!

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  • Ill call the police on you...

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  • definitely not, 45 is waaaaaaay too old.

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  • Now think about the same qualities in a girl you find attractive, do you wanna date her?

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  • Post a pic & I'll let ya know

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  • So are the ladies trying to knock your door down yet? :)

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  • Sounds like a typical gagger

    OoOoOooo

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  • You got the humor, but women don't enjoy much that particular kind of humor

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  • Don't forget to mention the 1.5 inch dick...

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  • Yeah your hot all the chicks want you.

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  • Lol! Ok

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  • I would dedicate my life to getting money have you tried that?

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  • I think the mental illness is your main issue.

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  • shit bait

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  • Damn! You're the same as me except I'm a few years younger, have a job, don't snore, and don't have a mental illness (at least I don't think I do).

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    • You don't sound ill, you sound too normal. I tried to act normal but I didn't reap any benefits from it.

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