If there was a zombie apocalypse and you could only fight or defend yourself with the item to your left, will you live?

It's not an item on my left but my dad. #ByeDaddy.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • I have a TV remote. So no, I would just stay home and watch National Geographic until the power cuts out.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • The item to my left is my water bottle. So I'd most likely not live lol.

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What Guys Said 23

  • My... headphones?

    ... This can only mean I'm going to bash a zombie's brains in with my headphones.

    That is REALLY fucking metal.

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  • Well, let's see... to my left is a large dresser with paper in the drawers and a desktop computer on the top, as well as a playstation. Not much there but in a pinch the desktop could be viable. A foot to the right of that is a small fire place with an array of iron pokers and shovels for tending to fires, best weapon options possible in my opinion. So yeah, I think I could make it.

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  • I would take a snapchat, and then they would eat me lol

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    • ConsultantIsBack
      he was eaten by zombies taking the last selfie ever.

      Now kids this is why selfies are bad.

  • Right now my gun safe is to my left so I think I'd be ok.

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  • A pillow is pretty useless in these situations, I've found. If it were my right, I could at least slow one down with the beer bottle.

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  • A cardboard box. Unless I can hide in it like solid snake I guess I am screwed.

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  • I have a spoon... I saw a movie where a guy killed a bunch of people with a spoon, and we all know movies are real, so yeah, I would live :)

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  • Pens!!!

    Ill live, those damn blood sucking animals. My pens will get the job done

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    • Pens are surprisingly good weapons, not just writing tools. :)

  • Yeah I would
    I got a butterfly knife in my left hand

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  • Nooooo. I have nothing on my left. But wait, I am zombie.
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  • The item to the left is my USMC K-Bar combat knife one of the most sturdy, deadly and reliable/battle proven combat knives in the world.

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  • Cool chainsaw or a sledge hammer... I am good to go! They are sitting beside my desk right now. Was doing some invasive tree removal and plantings in the fall.

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  • I have one of thsoe long pillows and the wifi routers >:)

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  • A plastic cup.

    Shit...

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  • Your dad better knows some serious martial arts then.

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  • I have three options:

    A) A hair brush.

    B) My Keys.

    C) D20's and a Fate Die.

    Meh...

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  • what's a zombie apocalypse

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  • Give me a kutaan sword lol

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  • The item on my left... Let's see; oh thank god it's small little knives I got from Japan. Phew

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  • I have a dirty rag. FANTASTIC!

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  • Knife I used to slice pizza? Decent size.

    I'd survive one or two encounters. Good thing it wasn't to the right, my cell wouldn't have been much good against a zombie apocalypse.

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  • My tank I think I will be fine

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What Girls Said 12

  • Hahahah my bluetooth keyboard is to my left, and I am fucking AWESOME at Typing of the Dead. Like, world class.

    The timing of this question is just amazing. I will totally be the last red-blooded woman left standing on this planet.

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  • The item to my left is my phone so hopefully someone else has their phone too and they actually answer it and come to my aid.

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  • A Taco Bell Cup? Really!! Wtf can Mi Chico Taco Bell do in a moment like that!

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  • Mmm... Not sure how far a pillow will help me...

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  • Kitchen knife... I'm making dinner right now.
    Don't think it'll help me much though with zombies!!

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  • My guy is sleeping to the left of me. He's freaked out by zombies like I am, but he'll protect me no matter what.

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  • So. many items

    A mug if green tea
    Bunch of books

    An empty wallet/card holder
    A pack of index card
    Post it
    Pencil pouch
    Drawers
    Suitcase
    Lipgloss
    Journal
    Iron

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  • lmao. My hamster. ? RIP Frodo.

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  • Nope xD

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  • I'm gonna be fighting with a buttered chicken sandwich lol

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  • on my left is some person I don't know so yes I'll use him to defend myself 😂😂😂

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  • A red cardboard box. A BOX!!!
    I don't think I'll be surviving.

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