What would you do if you woke up in the morning and you were this guy?

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and you were this guy?




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  • I would try to remember where I left my sword and my shield and if my fellow vikings were supposed to be raiding that day.

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What Guys Said 37

  • I'd fuck all of dem bishes.

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  • I'm Jesus?

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  • i would shave my beard immediately so people would stop calling me jesus. as if Jesus had brown hair and blue eyes. he was arabic. but people would still call me jesus. in fact they'll call any white guy with brown hair and a beard jesus.

    also i would go get some pussy like i was picking up milk at the store.

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  • I'd go walk on water and heal the sick all up in dis bitch.

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  • Sugar - There goes all the money I was saving on shampoo

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  • Since I would now look like a guy who's been living in the wilderness of Alaska for the past 15 years, I'd look for the closest river, catch myself a fish and eat it while it's still alive Bear Grylls style.

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  • I would freak out. Then I would get trim that beard and a haircut.

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  • i'd honestly be freaking the fuck out lol.

    and try to figure out what happened

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  • Pray for forgiveness and hope the lord changes me back. Nothing against the guy but I wanna be me. :O

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  • I really wouldn't know what to do with all that hair...

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  • shave and get a hair cut

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  • Wishing that I could be myself again after the initial shock

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  • Figure out how I got to looking like that and how sexy I really am :p

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  • I would go to the nearest convenient store, shop all the razors and shaving cream they have and shave my ass off. Them I would watch Teletubbies.

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  • Try and walk on water.. he looks like that guy who played in the Jesus.. movies, Ha Ha

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  • Probably stroke my nearly found and well trimmed beard lol.

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  • I would be surprised to have so much facial hair.

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  • Sign myself up for the next lead in a gladiator or religious type movie!

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  • Is his name Simba the lion king?

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  • tell people i'm jesus.

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  • Shave and get my hair cut.

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  • I would just stroke my super manly beard. And give it pet names

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  • Damn that sexiness.

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  • I'd walk around in a bathrobe and make Christians give me all their money.

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  • I'd freak the hell out.

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  • have a bloody shave

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  • Time to spread the word.

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  • Id start my own religion that require high fees to join lol.

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  • cut my hair and try to convince my friends and family it's really me.

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  • what he got that i dont?

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What Girls Said 16

  • I would go around explaining that I'm Jesus and how much I'm in love with each and every woman of my desire even the married ones and how I'm a "virgin" and I only want to lose it to them 😉

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  • Kick him out of my house.

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    • So... walk out of your own house?

    • No, he would be out of mine

    • Oh, for some reason I kept reading, "you were WITH this guy", sorry😅

      I would probably freak out.

  • I'd go and shave the beard off.

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  • I would feel pretty fucking weird honestly. I'd wish it was just a dream.

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  • Shaaaaaaaave!!!

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  • Shave that god awful facial hair.

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  • quit school and become a model because I look god like

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  • Probably have a wank in the mirror

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  • Dang I don't know what I would do to be honest 😯

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  • I'd be mad. I don't want to be a dude, also I really wouldn't want facial hair

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  • I would cut my hair and shave all of that facial hair.

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  • I would SCREAM!!! and RUN!! for my freaken LIFE!!! LOL

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  • I'd have to use my good looks to advantage. Get girls, become a model for a while, and get girls lol

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  • Shot myself cause he's so freaking ugly

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  • cut my hair a bit but still have the beard

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  • Nothing...

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