You are in the shower. Someone rings at the door. It's 8am. You don't expect anyone. It rings again. It must be urgent. You get out of the shower, quickly dry yourself. You put on what's closest to you, a clown costume you wore at your niece's birthday yesterday. You answer in a hurry. Two women inclined on convincing you you worship the wrong god. Who do you hit first, the one on the left or the one on the right?
Left or right? Who goes first?
At first, I wanted to ask who do you shoot first, but I feared some people would take me too seriously. Of course, I do not condone violence, but if you ring at my door for stupid reasons while I'm in the shower or on the throne, I will kill you slowly and desecrate your body in my mind. It happened to me earlier this week.
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