What if your friend told you that she was a vampire? In a complelty serious way? What would you say/do?
What Guys Said 7
I'd tell her to get help. There are no vampires, just social justice idiots who think they're vampires.0
get her sectioned.1
Laugh my ass off.0
Go get my knife, a hammer some garlic and the car keys. :-O
I'm getting out of there!0
report her to the police cause she is a psychopath that drinks human blood... .0
What Girls Said 8
I would believe it. They're a thing in Satanic circles.
In Satanism you can become a werewolf or a vampire as crazy as that sounds. I know that Nicolas Schrek (Zeena Lavey's husband) has the order of the werewolf. Rumor has it that they are real. I myself can't prove or disprove that but if ETs are likely than why not them?0
There actually is a vampire subculture that have been around for years (like before 1990's years), but I highly doubt your friend is a part of that. She's probably just straight up attention seeking and crazy.0
"Yes hello dr Phil, I have an interesting case for you to look into"
"This is YOUR life. YOU have to make a decision."
"Uh, but she like really insane and--"
"How does that make you feel?"
"No I feel fine, but my freind thinks she's a--"
"This is not going to be easy, do you want to live?"
"Uuugh fuck it" *face palm*0
I would get her help0
Assume she's crazy and just make sure she's okay I guess0
I'd crack up at her/his face.0
Think my friends has finally lost her shit...0