How to pee outside? I'm a girl?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • it helps if you have a dress or something like a dress.. I don't know the names of female clothing and shit... Anyway you just take your panties off, or wear it without panties, find a patch of grass so the pee soaks in instead of running away in a river, squat all the way down and pee with the dress spread out around you. You can pretend to have dropped something or use your phone to take a picture, or pet your dog etc.. It works really well.

    You can also find an area with a bunch of tree/bushes or a dark area and just take your pants off/down and pee that way. speaking from experience this works if you have to take a shit as well.. lol

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Most Helpful Girl

  • No matter how hard you try it' gonna run down your leg.

    Really spread those legs and squat

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What Guys Said 12

  • yeah based on what these guys said. . . try and find like two logs or something. Then just try and do the splits. . . just use your imagination, you know the rest. . .

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    if you can't do the splits then you better practice

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  • If you have any sense of decency, you'll simply wet your pants and then go for a run until they're dry!

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  • Buy a sheewee

    http://www.shewee.com

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  • gotta squat real low and preferably behind something...

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  • In the bushes?

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  • I once had a lady friend who bent over, put her butt against my truck, and peed. The pee didn't touch my truck or her -- it went straight to the ground. I don't know how she did it.

    Or you could find a product like "Go Girl!"

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  • Squat down with your knees apart. Spread your outer labia with your fingers. Pee then wipe.

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  • pull down your pants , squat and go. or if it helps lean up against a tree

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  • just squat down and do it

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  • you could use a funnel xD it's great to be a guy lol

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  • I guess you'd have to squat down for that

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  • you suck myu dick, I will drink you pee. :)

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