Most Helpful Guy
it helps if you have a dress or something like a dress.. I don't know the names of female clothing and shit... Anyway you just take your panties off, or wear it without panties, find a patch of grass so the pee soaks in instead of running away in a river, squat all the way down and pee with the dress spread out around you. You can pretend to have dropped something or use your phone to take a picture, or pet your dog etc.. It works really well.
You can also find an area with a bunch of tree/bushes or a dark area and just take your pants off/down and pee that way. speaking from experience this works if you have to take a shit as well.. lol0
Most Helpful Girl
No matter how hard you try it' gonna run down your leg.
Really spread those legs and squat1