What would you do if you saw a grown man crawling on the walls outside of your house like a spider?

What would you do if you saw a grown man crawling on the walls outside of your house like a spider?
And when he sees you he says 'boo.'


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  • Hmm, first I would stare hard, my eyes are poop. When I realized there was a man slinking on the wall. I would poop my pants, scream "oh shit!" Run to the cabinet, grab the bug killer spray, and grab my rats, if he came next me, I would spray him in the face, making it out the door and spraying the door just as he reached it. He would be trapped in the house.

    Lol, wait, ok, being me, I do this a lot with strange stuff and spiders too, I would grab my iPad and take a picture then grant the spray and do those other things.

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  • I would laugh and be like "Ha alright man, have fun"

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  • I would call the damn cops!

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  • i'd Windex the shit out of him

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  • throw smthng on him and run away o. O

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  • Probably laugh then scream.. yeah I'd put the lungs my mama gave me to work! ;)

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  • I'd shake it off and sleep lol!

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  • Peter? Miles?

    Would be my first thought... then I'll start to wonder if the radioactive spider was still around and if I can join the Spider-verse.

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  • I will start playing the theme song. :D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE

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  • ** grabs a big can of bug spray**
    😷😷

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  • *Gasps.* Spiderman has graced my presence.

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  • Well if its Toby Maguire I'd knock him out and throw him in the sea.

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  • Slap him with my shoe, as I treat any spider lmao

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  • lol tbh I'd probably laugh. a lot lol

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  • I'd shout, "WHAT THE FUCK?" then grab a broom and hit him with it 'cause that's just fucking creepy.

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  • I will scream and call the cops and run

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  • I would get the broom & swat him off the wall.

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What Guys Said 14

  • I really do this. I don't believe in God. but I would love to be proven wrong. So In those few moments where I walk into a dark room or an old place that is rumoured to be haunted, I stand still, turn off all the lights and say out loud "ok motherfucker, show yourself" so far either there is no such thing as spirits or they are afraid of me. I'm hoping for the latter.

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  • Ask where he got his powers

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  • I'd know the acid finally kicked in.

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  • I'd think it's awesome and ask him how it's possible.

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  • Well... that would be cool

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  • TOEBY MAGUIRE IS IN MY HOUSE? FANGIRLLLLLLL

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  • That's no grown man, that's an alien with highly advanced wall climbing technology.

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  • Hurl a shoe at him and scream "I HATE SPIDERS"

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  • ''well, this was bound to happen sooner or later''

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  • Probably just a crackhead.

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  • I wouldn't tell a single person. Nobody would believe me and I'd be sent to the loony bin.

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  • shoot that btch.

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