Don't you hate when people ask what you're doing in the bathroom?

It happens to me alllllllll the time
Every time I use the restroom this one person comes banging on the door
"What are you doing?"
Btch I'm taking a swim!!
I'm catchin dinner Btch lmme alone

Like ugh it's so annoying
What else did I come in the bathroom to do?
Shoot bottle rockets?

Stop
Ask yourself what the hell we use the bathroom for
Then go jump off a cliff

Of you do this please stop...
Don't make me smack you..

But don't you just hate this?

  • yesss i hate it
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  • i ask that sometimes..
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  • other
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I'm shooting up heroin, do you mind? Can't someone relax on their own toilet around here without being interrogated? When someone asks a nosy question which is rude, giving them a super gross answer or a smartass one usually helps to discourage them.

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Most Helpful Guy

What Girls Said 15

  • LMAOOO this made my night.

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  • bitch I'm taking a swim hahahahhahahahaa gosssh I love you XD

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  • I stopped talking to my brother for a week because of this. 😂

    Scenario everytime I use the bathroom on the first floor of our house:

    Me: *peacefully drowning myself in a soothing bubble bath, reading shampoo labels*

    *rapid knocking*

    Bro: Buksan mo yung pinto! (Open the door!)

    Me: Lumayas ka sa pintuan! (Get away from the door!)

    Bro: Natatae na ko! Bilisan mo! (I fucking need to shit my brains out!)

    Me: Pake ko, edi magbulos ka diyan! ( You could drown yourself in shit for all I care!)

    *dad walks by*

    Dad: Ano problema niyo? ( What's your problem?)

    Bro: Ang tagal niyang magbanyo! ( she takes too long!)

    Dad: Nadine!!! ANo bang ginagawa mo diyan? (Nadine! What the heck are you doing in there?)

    Me: Wala kayong pake! Lumayas nga kayo! Bat di mo sabihin sa kanya na magbanyo siya sa 2nd floor? (It's none of your business! Go away and tell him to use the freaking bathroom on the 2nd floor!)

    My brother had no choice but to climb the stairs and walk the long dreary hallway to the other bathroom. Oh, and he shit his pants while doing so. What sucks? I get scolded for it. 😠

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  • I only ask if theyre takiin too long and I gottaa goooooo

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  • People usually don't ask me that, but then they do it's really confusing. Especially if I'm going an actual action when they ask it. Like washing my hands.

    Great question

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    • the people who don't get asked this are so lucky. its annoying
      and thank you

  • What are you doing? Bitch I am taking a swim. Hahaha Best part of this post

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  • Unless someone is in there for a really long time (30 minutes or more), it's like give them some peace. And I refuse to have a conversation with someone through the door when I'm in there.

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  • I asked my mother once if she had fallen into the toilet because she was in there for a really long time. She was fine. Just constipated (as she said). I apologize for the TMI.

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  • I have never been asked what I'm doing.

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    • thats lucky
      you haven't been asked such a tarded question lol

  • do people actually do that? lol so weird

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    • Yes
      I have a big family though that may be why
      And they act so dumb sometimes

  • My mom does it to me allllll the time! Once she asked if I was about done and kept talking to me so I had to keep stopping to answer her. I wanted to say "if you shut the fuck up I'll be done in 30 seconds" no joke almost said it. Lol

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    • ohhhh i hate when they try and talk to you like...
      shutup.. i dont wanna talk right now

    • My thoughts exactly lol. Also when I have to keep answering her it takes me longer to do whatever I'm doing lol

  • Once I was asked to explain a freakin' drawing from Geography to a classmate when I was in the bathroom, really bro? >.>

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    • Hahaha😂
      Oh man once I tell asleep in there at school I was soo tired

    • I feel you, especially when it's your last class. 😂

  • It never bothers me when I'm asked. I just say busy. lol hahahaaha

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  • LOOL! dude thank you i needed that :) SO FUNNY! bitch im takin a swim... FML :)

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  • The only times that's happened to me, I'd fallen asleep on the floor...

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    • i only fell asleep once in a bathroom
      i stayed up all night and went to school

      i went to the bathroom to use it next thing you know some janitor is banging on the door because he heard me snoring

What Guys Said 17

  • 1. People at home know through the years not to knock when I'm in the wash room least ask stupid questions lol
    2. While at work luckily I've never been in a position that gets me to share a chamber with anyone so no chance of that happening.
    3. But if and when someone does that I'd love having a gun handy and filling the door and anyone on the other side with buckshot lol (exceptions are 2 people - one of them is my daughter :) )
    4. Vote 'A' though not as vehemently

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  • No one asks me. No one even likes me enough to ask.

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  • It's never happened to me.

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    • lucky

    • I take a dump in 30 seconds or less or the poop is free.

    • 30 seconds
      What is it already half way out

  • Well I'd ask only to know the duration I need to wait before I get in. But yes, I agree, that must irk whoever is in there.

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  • I always say stupid shit like
    "strangling an alligator"
    "caught two spiders and let them fight to the death"
    "doing hand stands on the toilet"
    "sleeping with the fishes"

    etc.. use your imagination

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    • loll
      i hate when people knock on the door
      like im in the bathroom go away if they keep knocking i just start knocking back

  • my reaction if that would happen, Lizzy.

    www.eonline.com/.../...n7myf2jLty1qj6kc8o3_500.gif

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  • I go quiet when someone asks " what's are you doing in there? "
    And am sitting there touching myself thinking " wtf, can she see me?"

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  • haha, I don't think they care what you are doing, but they want to use the bathroom and you are taking too dam long.

    If its a public bathroom, I would tell them fuck off.

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    • they need patients
      and if it was a public restroom i would just cuss like
      "the hell you want, can't u see the bathrooms not open fkr?"

  • My mom does that dumb shit all the time. Especially when I lived with her as a teen. Same when your done eating, she has to ask you about it. Are you sure your full? It's annoying though, I get you lol.

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    • Its mostly my sister though her rooms right across from mine so when ones in the bathroom the others Sol

  • I hate people using my bathroom

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    • When I get my bathroom you're going to have to type a passcode
      And if it's wrong a dildo gets shot up
      Use it if you want..

  • They think we're fapping xD

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    • hah... hahah... ha..
      yeah

  • I'm not bothered.. I've always said jacking off even though I don't masturbate in the bathroom.

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  • no i like it

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  • Never happened to me

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  • I loudly yell, "Go away, I'm masturbating!"

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    • i would say
      go away before i smack you with this dildo

  • Dude, no one asks me that because I'm a man and I don't spend hours in the bathroom XD

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    • It doesn't even have to be hours they just gotta use the restroom and don't feel like Rollin they're a** down the steps to the other one

  • Hell of a way to talk to your mom.

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