What would the news headline be if you died doing whatever you are doing right now?

"Man mysteriously dies while playing the children's video game "Splatoon", half naked"

What would the news headline be if you died doing whatever you are doing right now?


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  • "In a tragic twist of events today a young woman is boiled alive while attempting to prepare eggs"

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  • I am right now on my computer, in my house, cleaning, sorting out laundry, putting dishes away, making dinner, while my two peanuts are napping. I also made the bed, and picked up some toys and clothes.

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  • "Homework slice the apple" O:

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  • Fat chick dies choking on cookie. Poetic justice or divine retribution?

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  • "Girl accidently buried alive by clothing in company stock room."

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  • ''woman mysteriously dies while watching something on her laptop.. sources tell she was watching baby looney tunes.. "

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  • "Woman in yoga clothes mysterious passes away browsing internet sites." I don't think anyone would be surprised, tbh.

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  • "Woman tragically dies in bed. Nothing but a sore heart and a puddle on her pillow"

    Wow, that would be a nice way to die.

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  • A 100 pound female college student was running to answer her phone with a spoonful of frosting in her mouth. She slips on the rug and chokes on the frosting.

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  • Woman mysteriously dies holding a tablet in her hand.

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  • "Woman dies of violent paper cuts while reading her books."

    I'm a lame-o, sorry :P

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    • Have you ever heard about lingchi? Its a Chinese execution technique that translates into "death by thousand paper cuts"

    • That sounds horrible! :/

  • Murdered while swiping left

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  • Fuckface killed by too much work

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  • "Young author mysteriously dies while working on her latest novel: Cause predicted to be brain exploding from writers block"

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  • Girls dies on GAG... cause unknown.. lol

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  • Little bish died of a broken heart💔

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  • "Young girl dies while avoiding writing her English paper on Macbeth, 'what's done is done'".

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  • "Bruuuh tragically dies eating donuts"

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  • Woman dies of boredom

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  • "Girl crushed to death by 100 lbs dog (that thinks it's a lapdog)" ? ?

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    • lmao xD technically, any dog is a lap dog as long as its on your lap, right?

  • "Girl mysteriously dies whilst stroking her pet dog"

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  • "Model dies alone naked while waiting for swim centre to open"

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  • 19 year old girl died in her room of a broken heart 💔 Using her phone

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  • "Student, 19, dies of Cheeto-induced heart attack while watching a half hour cat video compilation".

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  • Woman mysteriously dies taking a piss

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  • "Teen dies of thunderous volume, due to the bass boosting of dubstep remixes to full maximum volume"

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  • "Girl dies from cooking vegetables"

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    • There you go people, eating vegetables is a mistake. I knew better and always said "no" when mom was forcing me to eat them.

    • Don't listen to him people, he's lying!

    • Dont listen to the girl that died from cooking them!

  • "Girl suffocates in a large pile of fluffy stuffed animals."

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  • Died eating cheezits

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  • Girl dies during chemistry class in Turkey 😅

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  • Guy died while GaGing.

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  • Man dead by explosive orgasm.
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    • Sooo, a suicide 😂

    • 😐 It wasn't intentional. It just happened, you know? Is there such a thing called accidental suicide?

  • "Man emulates Elvis... dies on the crapper."

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  • "Man dies while browsing on a website and making coffee"

    I would've thought had a boring death, anyways.

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  • "Man dies while listening to comedians on Spotify"

    "Greg Giraldo chokes man to death from beyond the grave

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  • 'Man dies listening to trap music and browsing GAG in the garage as procrastination to avoid changing the oil in his car'

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  • Man dies face down in pile of macaroni and cheese with chicken fingers with feet kicked up on his desk like a boss.

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  • lazy guy dies will endlessly typing

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  • ''boy mysteriously died while answering a weird question on a website''

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  • Man dies being bombed by bombers while watching a documentary about bombers in wwii

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  • Man dies while writing essay in his underwear and sipping root beer.

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    • lol it would seem a lot of people come here to procrastinate xD

    • I've got over a week. I just like to get an early start.

  • Young man vanishes while watching daredevil season 2

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    • :O I didn't know its out!

      "Another man vanishes, the mystery continues."

  • he died of lack of sleep ugh

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  • "A mummified body is found sitting at a desk - with a book about mummies in front of him"

    www.abc.net.au/news/image/7211108-3x2-940x627.jpg

    ;)

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  • Guy with the biggest penis in the world died. Half of the ladies around the world cried and now they are on their boats rushing to got towards his funeral to pay tribute and mourn for not getting on Heez Nutz.

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  • 17 year old nerd dies of unknown causes with Doritos in hand playing cs go for 5 hours straight.

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