Is my cat trying to kill me?

He grabbed my leg and there I went falling down a flight of wooden stairs... luckily, on my tush. Its now bruised up pretty bad. Do you think he'll try anything on me again?


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  • Can't jealous, probably it was trying to kill you.

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What Guys Said 14

  • my cat has homicidal tendencies. When i feed him the cheap cat food he decides to sleep across both my nose and mouth so i can't breath

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  • Highly likely.
    Contact authorities.

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  • What are his motives? Did you sleep with his wifey?

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  • Not on purpose... he was probably just playful and cats don't know that much about stairs and we clumsy humans falling down them :o :o

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  • wow, you made an account just to discuss your murderous cat?

    When my cat acts up I place my palm on her face for about a minute and move it around so she cannot bite/scratch me. Eventually she gives up and calms down.

    This also works with humans.

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  • Obviously... your cat hates you, right? :P

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  • Cats only kill babies. They will eat you once you are dead, but they're only attack small things except when they are just starting drama that they will run away from.

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  • Don't turn your back...

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  • meow?

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  • You better keep an eye on him. He might make a run for a sharp knife 😺🔪

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  • Yes, cats are evil when they want to be.

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  • no it's a cat they're so cute they wouldn't do that
    pls tell me that

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  • If you want I can take of it how do you want to go fast or slow?
    And how much will you pay to have it done? After its over I'll
    fame some random dog lol jk.

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  • Judging by your username and this scenario I say it's definitely a possibility, go hide in a cupboard and pray he doesn't also use GAG and sees this, call the cops.

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What Girls Said 2

  • he's plotting as we speak ( *`ωยด)

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  • Lol cats are evil, that's why I love them.

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