What are the most chesiest pick up lines you've ever heard 😂😂?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • "Come sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
    I didn't use it, one of my frineds did once in a while. Funniest part is it worked.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Most of this are nerdy ones so XD
    Is there a magnet in here because baby I'm attracted to you-

    Hey girl, do you play minecraft? Because I sure want to be creative with you-

    I would flirt with you but I rather seduce you with my awkwardness-

    Are you a video game because I think you're my destiny-

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    • Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

      If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

      I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

    • Hahahaha nice ones XD

What Guys Said 9

  • I don't remember!

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  • "hey have we met? oh, i know why recognise you, 'cause you're the girl of my dreams"

    "feel this (holds sleeve to be felt) that's boyfriend material"

    "are you a cardiologist 'cause you're messing with my heart"

    "are you by any chance into hydroelectrics? 'cause DAMN girl!"

    "woh girl, your hot enough to go pro"

    "i'm no stranger to love, you know the rules, and so do I"

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    • the only one that i saw to work was the astley one.. twice

      WE'RE no strangers* sorry D-:

  • Hey Good Looking watcha got cookin

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  • Let me show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. *pulls out phone showing her with the front facing facing camera*

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  • Used this to pick up a hot Ex-boss and it worked: Hey did you see me last night? I was waving to you. "When and where?" Last night... in your dreams. ;)

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  • Him: How much do you weigh?
    Her: Why?
    Him: I want to know if I can pick you up?

    I don't know if it's a pick up line, it's just the first thing that popped in my head upon click on this question... Serendipitous cheesiness just for you.

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  • I have about 20 science pickup lines if anyone's interested :)

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  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

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  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call my mother & tell her there really is an angel here on earth.

    May I look at the tag on your shirt. (Pretending to look) Just as I though "made in heaven"

    Too many more to list.

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What Girls Said 2

  • Hey baby, you like my dick

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  • Did you fall down from heaven? because Baby you look like a angel from above..

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