Just for fun, take no offence.
Its morning, you're lying on your deathbed, you've got cancer, you know this day is your last.
And then all of a sudden, you notice total inactivity as if the time has halted. Two people show up.
One is God and the other is the Devil.
God: You are not a sinner anymore, child. Your time has come. Come serve me in the heaven, come with me, you are forgiven.
Devil: (Surprisingly the devil is present as a beauty)
What? Is there a rule saying that I can't take this form?
Anyway, I'm not here to take you to hillbilly hell, I love the earth, its a fun place.
Come with me, you don't need to serve anyone, come and I'll tell show you loads if interesting stuff.
God: He... ahem... She is evil, child. Beware.
Devil: Talk about rude. Well... I've been into
mischief, but I don't put silly restrictions.
Me: Who will you choose?
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