Anybody have any good jokes? (Woman jokes accepted lol)
Most Helpful Guy
How many dead hookers can you fit in a garage?
Two more if I move my bike.
A farm girl goes to the doctor in town for a check up. He asks for a urine sample but she just went pee a little while ago and can't go again. He says 'that's fine' you can just take the cup home and in the morning pee in the cup and drop it off tomorrow. So the next morning she pees in the cup and gives it to her little brother to walk it into town and deliver it to the doctor. On his way, her brother, board of the walk stairs to find himself tossing the little cup up in the air and catching it. Eventually he misses the cup and it falls to the ground, lid comes off and spills everywhere. Not sure what to do now he looks around and happens to notice an old pig about to take a piss. He quickly runs over and holds the cup under the pig and fills it up. Satisfied that he saved the day, continues on his journey and delivers it to the doctor.
Three days later the doctor calls the farm girl. "I don't know how to tell you this" he says "it's the strangest thing, you are pregnant and about to have a litter of piglets."
The girl let's out a long sigh. "you can't even trust a ring of sausage these days!"2
Most Helpful Girl
This isn't really a joke (more of a pick up line) lol :) "If I said you had a beautiful body... would you hold it against me?" Someone actually said that to me and I died laughing lol :)1