How much does a girlfriend cost?

Like if there were a monthly service for it how much would you charge?
I don't want an escort because they are hourly.
I don't want to have sex. I have science to do.
I just want someone to talk to and pretend that they actually like me and are attracted to me.

  • $2,000/mo
    41% (13)47% (8)43% (21)Vote
  • $3,000/mo
    12% (4)0% (0)8% (4)Vote
  • $4,000/mo
    3% (1)0% (0)2% (1)Vote
  • $5,000/mo + phone calls
    0% (0)12% (2)4% (2)Vote
  • $6,000/mo + ^ + visit parents and fake for holidays
    9% (3)0% (0)6% (3)Vote
  • $7,000/mo + ^ + cuddles
    3% (1)6% (1)4% (2)Vote
  • $8,000/mo + ^ + fake promise rings
    32% (10)35% (6)33% (16)Vote
And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Standard fee from the beginning is your soul, with all of your money, time, attention, gifts, cuddles/kisses, love, loyality, humor and honesty but only honesty when it makes her happy or when she'll kill you if you dont tell her the ttruth becaue usually she'll already know

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Dude I earn about $1200 but most of that goes on groceries and steam games, not on dates

    I'd say like $100 a month if you go all-out

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    • do you shop the sales on Steam?

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    • im just waiting for Civ 6 to come out lol. most of my games are uninstalled cause I want to keep my memory open.

      i only have like 86 games though

    • @BertMacklinFBI I was debating buying the DLCs for Civ5 because I only have the vanilla game but it's not like I'll play that in a while anyways :D

What Girls Said 14

  • There are completely different rates depending on the service provider. You would have to research available services in your area and get a quote from them.

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  • I'd say between 2,000-3,000$ per month, for a 35 hour work week.
    So about a full time salary more or less, minus tax.

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  • I'm priceless baby

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  • This is one of the funniest posts 😂😂

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  • lmaooooo

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  • All I have to do is talk to u and be nice to u?
    I'd do that for a couple of k a month.

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  • It shouldn't "cost" anything

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  • I'll just be your friend for free.

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  • My girlfriend is priceless lol

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  • You rally don't get out much do you?

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  • Wow do you have a girlfriend?

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  • Omg I almost peed myself laughing at this. Please tell me you aren't serious!

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  • RUDE! I'd like to see YOU try and be a girl.

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    • Yeah, it must be tough to decide on exactly how much MORE your company is worth than a man's.

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What Guys Said 8

  • Lol you should sign up for invisible girlfriend and pretend you're in a long distance relationship https://invisiblegirlfriend.com

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  • Credit: Cash
    Debit: Blowjobs Receivable

    where my accounting majors at haha @waffles731

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    • In all honesty,
      I wish I was good enough at math to do that but I'm not that good at it,
      My dad has a degree in mathemtatics and electrical engineering, He worked with satellites and missiles in the military, my grandfathers an economist, and me, I have to push myself to merely pass any math class I take

  • Three potato

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  • 69/month baha prolly for you nerds, it's in billiojs bahahaaha

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  • The cost of a girlfriend can never be contained to mere dollars and cents.

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  • Ahahahahah

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  • less than all of that

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  • It depends on the girl. Some dump you if you go anywhere less fancy than Olive Garden. Some are chill with Del Taco.

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