How many rules of the "Bro Code" have you broken?

How many rules of the

  • 0-5 - you're a real bro, bro!
    73% (8)88% (15)82% (23)Vote
  • 6-10 - I will have to revoke your dude licence. Please leave your dick on the way out, you won't be using it anymore
    9% (1)0% (0)4% (1)Vote
  • 11-15 - you're a horrible human being. I hope you fall off a tall building, and then right before you hit the pavement Superman grabs you, and drops from even higher
    0% (0)0% (0)0% (0)Vote
  • 16-10 - How many rules of the
    18% (2)12% (2)14% (4)Vote
And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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What Girls Said 5

  • I haven't broken the Bro Code yet. The guy recently realized "oh, yeah, this one follows the Bro Code" and I'm privy to a lot more stories now

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  • I was never paid like that with #8 and I helped them move 3 times. :'(

    I haven't broken any. :)

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    • You need to take them to bro-court and demand your pizza xD

  • Zero. I am the ideal bro.

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  • "I will have to revoke your dude licence. Please leave your dick on the way out, you won't be using it anymore."
    *DECEASED*

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  • Why wasn't I born a dude? I do all those things

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    • there's no rule that says that a girl can't be a bro :D

What Guys Said 14

  • Lol, all of those actually sound pretty reasonable.

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  • I have broken 2,11, and 20
    2:If i gave her an honest opinion it would have put my bro in hot water
    11: Sometimes these little bros need to know who is the alpha bro
    20: His sister was a whore and hot af, if it wasn't me it would have been someone else (Also he will never know)

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  • I'd break number 4 if it happened (surely a bro would help a bro), that's about it lol.

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  • I'm golden, total bro.

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  • I don't believe in these at all, but I'm not a "bro" either so that should come as no surprise. However, I've probably "broken" a few of these.

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  • I may have one-upped a few stories. That's it.

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  • I pretty much invented the bro code, I am like 69 baha compadre before I bonetumadre

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  • I shalt charge you for breaking article 16
    No fr33 b33r for you m8.

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  • Maybe 2 or something lol

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  • I dont break Bro Codes!

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  • None

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  • I have broken articles 3 and 18. I am ashamed.

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  • Way, way, wayyyy too long of a list. I would never wanna remember any of that stuff...

    http://i.imgur.com/kFJVH.jpg

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  • Number 20, in mitigation she jumped me at a party after I'd had a lot to drink.

    Also she was 5'10", 21 a stone cold fox and built like a brick shithouse.

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    • 5 Hail Bro's and you shall be forgiven

    • Wouldn't like buying the next five rounds or being the designated driver for the next five pub crawls be more appropriate.

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