So for like the last hour my boyfriend had the babies and the dog in our bedroom while i played African hunter to hunt down a big ass red wasp that got in the house it chased the dog in stinging him once im not scared of them that much but all i had to kill it was a fly swatter let me say this now a fly swatter only pisses it off more. So there i was for about 40 minutes tapping into the ancient African genes of the ZULU to find and kill my target/enemy near the end of the 40 minutes id say about 10 minutes [ fight music! ]
Ok so there i was seeing it just sitting on my MY FUCKING JORDAN'S SMUG MOTHER F***ER!!!
Ok so it see me buzzed and launched itself at me to where i immediately swat it hard enough for it to go across the room dazed it stayed rushed i felt as i ran straight to it to step on it an claim its soul as my TROPHY [FOR THE ZULU!] then as i was 2 feet from it gets up flies to me i half-assed hit it back. There we were clashing like tightens the sweat dripping from my forehead and it buzzing even louder i took the first step it charged anger-ally at me locked in a room to fight to the death 1 winner 1 lose 1 lives 1 dies. 1 swat 2 swat 3 swat 4 swat no winning shot. there i was running out of ideas it buzzing ever more charging ever more and learning ever more avoiding my swats like its memorized my rhythm. There i was seconds slow down i saw my child hood flash to a moment of my first encounter with a wasp and befor i knew it i punched it with a right hook it hit the wall and i stomped it out. There i was Sweaty and exhausted beneath me the losers body and for some reason i could feel stronger than ever.
that's what i'm asking is it normal to feel stronger and more dominant over a little thing like killing a troublesome red wasp?
- Yes its normal.Vote A
- No its not.Vote B
- T_TVote C
Most Helpful Girl
Yes it is. Don't be like me and climb on the chair when a lizard gets in the house.
You are my role model!
Most Helpful Guy
LOL! That was like the most epic description of a battle with a big I've ever read in my life. I've yet to enter such a tournament of mortal combat but I'd likely feel just as epic. That's like, Spartan status!1