How do you feel about being the better sperm?

  • Fantastic
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  • Meh, wish i lost the race
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  • My father should have been castrated
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Girl

  • if i was the better sperm... then the sperm community couldn't have been that good to begin with lol.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Every human being alive today was not the better sperm of the ejaculate.

    Out of the 500 million sperm from your daddy's orgasm, 499,999,999 of them put the effort into reaching the egg and breaking down the thick outer shell. Once the egg wall dissolved enough, and all the other sperm were dead from exhaustion. That's when the last sperm (you and me) stumbled along to capitalize on the hard work of everyone else and take full credit.

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What Girls Said 15

  • I'm a twin so it was a tie, lol.

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  • Crazy to think about those odds, we are luckier than we think.

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  • I won the race? How? xD But okay, I'll take it.

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  • I mean... ofc I'm the better sperm 💁🏻😉

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  • Neutral.

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  • Spermtastic

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  • Fan flipping tastic

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  • fantastic, starting life as a winner and gonna end as one ;D

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  • Like a true champion, I am winning at life

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  • I'm not sure if I'm happy about it

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  • I woon sucka :p

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  • Clearly the others fell over each other for me to win lol

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  • I wish I'd lost that race, my family's terrible and the world's crazy, and i am very very tired 😴

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  • Like a badass bitch 💁🏻😂😎

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  • Actually, you didn't win the race :P The first one died breaking the barrier so you could get there :P

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What Guys Said 8

  • I'm sure rest tried their very best.. but in the end, the outcome were inevitable.

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  • All sperm are equal!

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    • The rest died so you could live

    • And not a day goes by where I feel I have not done them justice. A third of the population of the US in one tor**** and only I survived. How do you live up to that weight?

    • tor-rent? er. "Flood" How about flood gag? Is that okay? Thanks.

  • It's pretty awesome.

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  • like: "really? this one is the best of the bunch? wow what a let down" xD

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  • Uh yay?

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  • I know some sperms would have been hotter and smarter but I've done the cardio better.

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  • I think it's a stupid joke that you've made.

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  • nothing out of the ordinary brah

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