How do you feel about being the better sperm?

  • Fantastic
    61% (19)50% (9)57% (28)Vote
  • Meh, wish i lost the race
    35% (11)44% (8)39% (19)Vote
  • My father should have been castrated
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Girl

  • if i was the better sperm... then the sperm community couldn't have been that good to begin with lol.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Every human being alive today was not the better sperm of the ejaculate.

    Out of the 500 million sperm from your daddy's orgasm, 499,999,999 of them put the effort into reaching the egg and breaking down the thick outer shell. Once the egg wall dissolved enough, and all the other sperm were dead from exhaustion. That's when the last sperm (you and me) stumbled along to capitalize on the hard work of everyone else and take full credit.

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What Girls Said 15

What Guys Said 8

  • I'm sure rest tried their very best.. but in the end, the outcome were inevitable.

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  • All sperm are equal!

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    • The rest died so you could live

    • And not a day goes by where I feel I have not done them justice. A third of the population of the US in one tor**** and only I survived. How do you live up to that weight?

    • tor-rent? er. "Flood" How about flood gag? Is that okay? Thanks.

  • It's pretty awesome.

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  • I know some sperms would have been hotter and smarter but I've done the cardio better.

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  • like: "really? this one is the best of the bunch? wow what a let down" xD

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  • Uh yay?

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  • I think it's a stupid joke that you've made.

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  • nothing out of the ordinary brah

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