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Every human being alive today was not the better sperm of the ejaculate.
Out of the 500 million sperm from your daddy's orgasm, 499,999,999 of them put the effort into reaching the egg and breaking down the thick outer shell. Once the egg wall dissolved enough, and all the other sperm were dead from exhaustion. That's when the last sperm (you and me) stumbled along to capitalize on the hard work of everyone else and take full credit.2