What would you do if you just woke up from a nap, and saw me sitting next to you watching TV and eating a whole box of pizza?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Comes from behind you quietly... taps you "yo wazz up, can I have a slice haha"

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What Girls Said 10

  • Which toppings did you get?

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    • Pepperoni with extra chili๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Like chilli peppers? Well then I'd ask for a slice and grab some extra chili flakes.
      What's on TV?

  • Tell you to get the fuck out and leave the pizza.

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  • Scream bloody murder and watch my brother beat the hell out of you with his metal baseball bat. Then I would feed his kids your pizza.

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  • Tell you to screw off but thanks for the pizza.

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  • Scream most likely then run straight to my brothers room so we can all beat the crap out of you. Then eat your pizza lol

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  • Roll over and steal a slice from you and eat some. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • Panic and call the cops.

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  • I'd ask for a piece

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  • Lol, I'd say ur a freak...

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What Guys Said 11

  • I'd call mental hospital cus I don't own a TV.

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  • Offer you some tea to go with the pizza, then I'd ask you why you brough over TV.

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    • Hahaha just wanted to test drive the TV at your house๐Ÿ˜…

  • I'd tell my girlfriend to give you a blowjob and in the meantime, I'd steal all your pizza.

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    • Woah dat hospitality tho๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reach under the bed for my Glock, and steal your pizza.

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  • I was expecting this question to be asked by @Pizzaslut4u lol

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  • grab your pizza and kick you out

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  • Sneak up behind you and hit you over the head as I call the police.

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  • I'd knock you the fuck out honestly.

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  • I'd wonder when the blue man group came to town and I'd probably ask for free tickets.

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  • I would become a murderer

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    • Woah I'll share the pizza๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

  • I'd wonder why you bought me a TV.

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