How would you react if your SO did this?

How would you react if your SO did this?

  • I'll kill them!
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  • Get the wind knocked out of me
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  • Try to roll off the bed
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  • Knee them before they land
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What Guys Said 22

  • I would knee her right in the couchie. Is what I would like to say, just to test the waters. But, really, I would just like it.

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  • Lol probably something like this.

    https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57789503.jpg

    Or I would just roll over on my back, it's more protected then my front and her boobs will soften the impact lmao hopefully /=

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  • She better be showing me how she can levitate!

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  • Since I'm a guy, I'm sure my girlfriend would be much lighter than me. So, I doubt it'd hurt that much. I'd probably just think it was cute, and shrug it off.

    I imagine the responses would be different for women though, because their BFs would probably be too heavy and end up hurting them lol.

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  • Catch them to soften the landing.. even if it was on the bed.

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  • Is Link's pose there based off Skyward Sword? lol 😉

    If by surprise, I'd of course be scared as h*** at first. 😳 haha! But if/when I fully reasoned why she did, I'd love it! 😊 (Or at least if she didn't break anything. 😆)

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  • Line my dick up for impact

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  • The only real response to a Zangief belly flop is a shoryuken...

    sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/.../...and-shoryuken.png

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  • my boyfriend has already done this to me no sex just jumped on me an hugged real tight i though he was trying to murder me an i froze

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  • Natural reaction would be to knee her, but I'd hopefully roll out of the LZ first.

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  • Roll off the bed like a log 😂

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  • I'd say "Why are you freaking out? It;s not like heavy weights can kill people!"

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  • I never played that Zelda game before but I thought it was a kids game

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  • I'm that type of guy, lmao.

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  • Five star frog splash

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  • Impale her with my massive cock.

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    • If it was erect it would hurt if she was to do land on it by jumping in the air and coming down full force from a few feet in the air.

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    • @VomitV There you go again with another feeble attempt at trying to hurt me. My mom is 28 years older than me so it is not my mom. You are just jealous that I have a wonderful, beautiful, hilarious, caring, loving, trusting, honest, loving lady ad my girlfriend and you are single not by choice.

    • @funny_strange_man So she's fat AND your mom?

  • Haha I'm pretty sure we would wreck the bed and end up on the floor lol

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  • Lol I would probably try to roll of the bed

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  • I definitely would be the one to knee em before they fucking land 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

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  • Lol I wish I had someone to do that to me xD

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  • Catch her then fuck her and make love

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  • Line my weiner up for landing bj

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What Girls Said 21

  • Roll of the bed haha! If my future SO is muscly (which I hope he is 😫😍😜) he would crash my bones lol

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  • My husband did this to me once when we first got married. I rolled to the other side of the bed. He landed next to me, but his arm still hit me right on the nose and I got a nose bleed from it. He felt so bad for such a long time after that!! He made it up to me though <3

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  • I'd probably lose my breathe and then wrestle him till we both fell off the bed.

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  • i'll roll off the bed

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  • I'd roll off and then kick him :)

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  • Brace myself and then grab him after he lands and bite him in that spot he likes

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  • I'd plot revenge 😏

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  • die probably

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  • Lmao. Try to roll away.

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  • hahaha omg that's funny

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  • Get the wind knocked out of me and laugh

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  • I'd bite them..

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  • I probably wouldn't notice until it was too late and get the wind knocked out of me.

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  • Roll off the bed

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  • A mix of B and C, but I'd also find it funny and just burst into laughter

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  • Kill them 🙂

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  • Roll off

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  • Knee them, roll of the bed and then go to sleep.

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  • I'd kick him in the balls lol

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  • My boyfriend always jokes about this. I think he really wants to.

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  • roll off the bed and tell him to stop doing this cause he'll break the bed.

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