- I'll kill them!9% (5)6% (3)8% (8)Vote
- Get the wind knocked out of me26% (14)39% (19)32% (33)Vote
- Try to roll off the bed37% (20)39% (19)38% (39)Vote
- Knee them before they land28% (15)16% (8)22% (23)Vote
I would knee her right in the couchie. Is what I would like to say, just to test the waters. But, really, I would just like it.
She better be showing me how she can levitate!
Since I'm a guy, I'm sure my girlfriend would be much lighter than me. So, I doubt it'd hurt that much. I'd probably just think it was cute, and shrug it off.
I imagine the responses would be different for women though, because their BFs would probably be too heavy and end up hurting them lol.
Is Link's pose there based off Skyward Sword? lol 😉
If by surprise, I'd of course be scared as h*** at first. 😳 haha! But if/when I fully reasoned why she did, I'd love it! 😊 (Or at least if she didn't break anything. 😆)
Line my dick up for impact
The only real response to a Zangief belly flop is a shoryuken...
my boyfriend has already done this to me no sex just jumped on me an hugged real tight i though he was trying to murder me an i froze
Natural reaction would be to knee her, but I'd hopefully roll out of the LZ first.
Roll off the bed like a log 😂
I'm that type of guy, lmao.
Five star frog splash
Haha I'm pretty sure we would wreck the bed and end up on the floor lol
Lol I would probably try to roll of the bed
I definitely would be the one to knee em before they fucking land 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Lol I wish I had someone to do that to me xD
Catch her then fuck her and make love
Line my weiner up for landing bj
Roll of the bed haha! If my future SO is muscly (which I hope he is 😫😍😜) he would crash my bones lol
My husband did this to me once when we first got married. I rolled to the other side of the bed. He landed next to me, but his arm still hit me right on the nose and I got a nose bleed from it. He felt so bad for such a long time after that!! He made it up to me though <3
I'd probably lose my breathe and then wrestle him till we both fell off the bed.
i'll roll off the bed
I'd roll off and then kick him :)
Brace myself and then grab him after he lands and bite him in that spot he likes
I'd plot revenge 😏
Lmao. Try to roll away.
hahaha omg that's funny
Get the wind knocked out of me and laugh
I'd bite them..
I probably wouldn't notice until it was too late and get the wind knocked out of me.
Roll off the bed
A mix of B and C, but I'd also find it funny and just burst into laughter
Kill them 🙂
Knee them, roll of the bed and then go to sleep.
My boyfriend always jokes about this. I think he really wants to.
roll off the bed and tell him to stop doing this cause he'll break the bed.