tell the truth. don't lie.
What is the last lie you told?
What Girls Said 47
Yes mom, of course I did the laundry when I got home from work! No, you're not hearing the dryer door open, you're just hearing things!1
lol haha I don't know...
but i kept a secret (or not a secret) but didn't fully tell/say everything when a friend asked me what im doing this weekend... or better yet with whom im meeting.. i caved the question so i didn't have to answer...
so i dont lie, i avoid :p (answering) haha
but last lie... hmmm... maybe months ago? im not sure...0
That I liked the gift my bf's parents got me for my birthday haha
I love them. And I love that they thought to get me something. But it's not really something I'd have chosen. It's the thought that counts though and the fact they got me something it very nice and I appreciate it.0
To my dad yesterday at a party - " no I haven't been drunk before and I hate the taste of alcohol " he would freak out if he knew that I've been drunk before I kind of like the taste of Champaign and I have had a few hangovers that neither of my parents know about. My dad is a bit of a health nut. It's a boring lie I know.0
I honestly can't remember.1
eh well u said be honest so "everything is fine thanks"0
my legs don't hurt0
My mom called me and started to talk and talk as she aaalways do (we don't live together) and I got soo annoyed I told her I gotta go do something eat cause it's getting late... and I'm just laying on my bed doing nothing :D
That I'm feeling good.1
I can't remember.. Wait.
My sister and I asked my mom to go to a festival tomorrow in downtown and she was like "The gay pride one? 😱".
I said "😅 Of course not, it's a food truck festival".
It's a half lie because we planned on going to both festivals since they're close to each other. She's a homophobe though, so white lie.0
When my manager called I told him "I can't change my shift because I have to babysit my cousins"
He wanted me to work a little later that day and that includes cleaning up everyone else's mess1
I lied to my boyfriend, at my mom's request!, about something he's sore over. We all got a laugh.0
"i'm sorry I don't think I'll have the time to do that... maybe next time?"0
''I saw your text but didn't feel like committing to a conversation.''0
"I'm still getting over my cold."0
No, you don't look fat at all! You look great!.0
"i'll b good in a sec" wasn't1
i lied to the guy who crashed into my mom's car by pretending she had insurance. she said that if i hadn't, she would have gone to jail.0
"Yeah mom, I'm fine. Nothing's wrong, I'm enjoying myself"
I can definitely be ready to go by 10:301
"Aww what a cute baby" lol0
This one :p0
"no, you're room doesn't smell"1
I told my mother I was busy & had to run.0
"The exams went well"0
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What Guys Said 35
is it weird that i don't remember... partly cuz i haven't talked much...0
I have a 9 inch cock. Sry boyos.
"[your joke] was funny (-:"0
I swear to god, there was a giant cat in the middle of the road, then someone crashed into the cat, then there was national guard around everywhere... anyway, long story short, that's why I'm 20 minutes late.0
That I said I'm alright when I'm really really not0
I tell a pretty mature woman age 40 in my country that you are sweet and feminine and gracile. Thats only partially true.
I want only to impress them and have them have lust and admiration for me i am younger 10 years than them.0
This lie I'm telling you.0
That I was the 2nd best in UFC ea sports 2 I lied I am actually the best I was just being modest.0
I don't want anything to do with you..
*asks for dick pics*0
that I was working on my homework. minutes ago.0
I'm on my way 😅0
Yes mum, I vacuumed the entire house.0
I'm okay when I wasn't okay0
I love you1
Whoever big it is, it can't be like the big whopper that Nigel Farage told about giving 350 million to the NHS.0
I told a lie in order to cancel a job interview appointment that I couldn't be bothered to go to.0
I never masturbate0
I don't lie XD0
I didn't buy that recently I've always had that0
I never lie0
i dont want to die right now.0
This was my last lie.0
too many lies to remember.0
i tell lies everyday... everybody does it.0
Probably the last time I opened my mouth.0
I'm good, how are you?0
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