What is the last lie you told?

tell the truth. don't lie.


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Gosh do you think I memorise everything I say in the day? 😅 It was most likely something unimportant like "I really did vacuum clean the living room" lol

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Most Helpful Guy

  • to my mom who's a realtor yesterday when she asked if i knew of anyone who is buying or selling a house. my wife and i are looking, not heavily but browsing. i haven't figured out how i'm going to tell her that we are probably not going to use her

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What Girls Said 47

  • Yes mom, of course I did the laundry when I got home from work! No, you're not hearing the dryer door open, you're just hearing things!

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  • lol haha I don't know...

    but i kept a secret (or not a secret) but didn't fully tell/say everything when a friend asked me what im doing this weekend... or better yet with whom im meeting.. i caved the question so i didn't have to answer...

    so i dont lie, i avoid :p (answering) haha

    but last lie... hmmm... maybe months ago? im not sure...

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  • That I liked the gift my bf's parents got me for my birthday haha

    I love them. And I love that they thought to get me something. But it's not really something I'd have chosen. It's the thought that counts though and the fact they got me something it very nice and I appreciate it.

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  • That I " feel fine " when really I felt upset inside and sad

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  • To my dad yesterday at a party - " no I haven't been drunk before and I hate the taste of alcohol " he would freak out if he knew that I've been drunk before I kind of like the taste of Champaign and I have had a few hangovers that neither of my parents know about. My dad is a bit of a health nut. It's a boring lie I know.

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  • I honestly can't remember.

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  • eh well u said be honest so "everything is fine thanks"

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  • my legs don't hurt

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  • My mom called me and started to talk and talk as she aaalways do (we don't live together) and I got soo annoyed I told her I gotta go do something eat cause it's getting late... and I'm just laying on my bed doing nothing :D

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    • you can always tell when someone's on the phone w/ their mom...

      "uh huh... yea... ok i got it... yes i will. uh huuh... yup.. alright... will do..."

    • aaaah it's sooo anooying! + my is veeery self-center

  • That I'm feeling good.

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  • When my manager called I told him "I can't change my shift because I have to babysit my cousins"

    He wanted me to work a little later that day and that includes cleaning up everyone else's mess

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  • I lied to my boyfriend, at my mom's request!, about something he's sore over. We all got a laugh.

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  • "i'm sorry I don't think I'll have the time to do that... maybe next time?"

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  • ''I saw your text but didn't feel like committing to a conversation.''

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  • i told my dog he's a boss... well... he wasn't

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  • "I'm still getting over my cold."

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  • I can't remember.. Wait.

    My sister and I asked my mom to go to a festival tomorrow in downtown and she was like "The gay pride one? 😱".

    I said "😅 Of course not, it's a food truck festival".

    It's a half lie because we planned on going to both festivals since they're close to each other. She's a homophobe though, so white lie.

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  • No, you don't look fat at all! You look great!.

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  • "i'll b good in a sec" wasn't

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  • "I'll be there in 5 minutes!!"

    me

    **hasn't even left home** bhahahahah :P

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  • i lied to the guy who crashed into my mom's car by pretending she had insurance. she said that if i hadn't, she would have gone to jail.

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  • "Yeah mom, I'm fine. Nothing's wrong, I'm enjoying myself"

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  • I can definitely be ready to go by 10:30

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  • Just now
    "I'm ok"

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  • He farted

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  • This one :p

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  • I told my mother I was busy & had to run.

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  • "The exams went well"

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  • "Sorry I'm too busy today"
    To a old friend who wanted to see me lol

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  • "I'll try to be there"

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What Guys Said 35

  • is it weird that i don't remember... partly cuz i haven't talked much...

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  • i told my boyfriend when he called me i did the dishes moved them all an texted a picture with #spotless

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  • I have a 9 inch cock. Sry boyos.
    cf.girlsaskguys.com/.../...0-b7e9-71b8f926fa8e.jpg

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  • "[your joke] was funny (-:"

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  • I tell a pretty mature woman age 40 in my country that you are sweet and feminine and gracile. Thats only partially true.
    I want only to impress them and have them have lust and admiration for me i am younger 10 years than them.

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  • I swear to god, there was a giant cat in the middle of the road, then someone crashed into the cat, then there was national guard around everywhere... anyway, long story short, that's why I'm 20 minutes late.

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  • "Yes."

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  • I love you

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  • This lie I'm telling you.

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  • That I was the 2nd best in UFC ea sports 2 I lied I am actually the best I was just being modest.

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  • I don't want anything to do with you..
    *asks for dick pics*

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  • that I was working on my homework. minutes ago.

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  • That I said I'm alright when I'm really really not

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  • I'm on my way 😅

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  • Yes mum, I vacuumed the entire house.

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  • I'm okay when I wasn't okay

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  • 10 inches

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  • Whoever big it is, it can't be like the big whopper that Nigel Farage told about giving 350 million to the NHS.

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  • I told a lie in order to cancel a job interview appointment that I couldn't be bothered to go to.

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  • I'm fine

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  • I don't lie XD

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  • I didn't buy that recently I've always had that

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  • I never lie

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  • i dont want to die right now.

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  • I never masturbate

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  • This was my last lie.

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  • too many lies to remember.

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  • i tell lies everyday... everybody does it.

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  • Probably the last time I opened my mouth.

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  • I'm good, how are you?

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