Ways guys can "fake" a better body?

Girls have heels, makeup, etc.

What do guys have, except clothes.


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  • Heels were invented by men for men for that very purpose but we ditched them because they were stupid, uncomfortable, and impractical. I guess women didn't get that memo LOL.

    After reading a ton of personal ads it seems girls tend to think tattoos are hot (weird) so maybe you should get a few. Ask a question to find out which tattoo triggers their drip

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    • yea I remember hearing that. e. g. Napoleon

    • I think I saw a picture of King Louis wearing tight leggings!

      I wonder if they said PINK on the back?

What Girls Said 11

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  • Oh how sad it is to be so bitter

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  • I actually knew a guy who wore many layers so he looked bigger/ more muscular. Also they do make shoe lifts to put into shoes so you look taller.

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  • Hairstyle and facial hair is what girls really look at in a guy. It changes your whole face.

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  • shoulder pads to create wider shoulders and give you more of a v tapered body. Butt pads for that hard bubble squat booty. And plastic surgery , its becoming more common in men these days.

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  • You can use makeup to contour fake abs. So there you go, men have makeup too

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  • Lighting + filters + posture + flexing + bronzer + props

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  • Photoshop, makeup, socks lol

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  • Heels don't fake anything. And most don't put makeup on their body. So wtf are you asking?

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  • Ya, make up. Find a girl who does, and make her contour the shit out of you

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  • The cut of a guy's clothes can make a difference, so can his haircut.


    www.doctornerdlove.com/.../

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What Guys Said 9

  • Lift heavy weights and work really hard 5-6 days a week and focus on a clean, wholesome diet every day

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  • Getting a tan or wearing darker clothes

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  • Don't fake it. Just do it. Once you start working out, you won't be able to stop.

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    • This.

      It's good for improving your mood, too. I feel a lot better if I've worked out in the last 24 hours than I do otherwise.

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    • @BuchitaBuchys Well 😕, a pity. I hope you're doing something, and something happy that you enjoy. ☺

    • Being lazy and eating Oreos all day yes lol

      Honestly I wish I can be all into fitness. But I'm not. It takes work and I don't have the motivation for that or energy.

  • You can't, you want a better body? earn it with dedication, consistency, blood, sweat and possibly tears.

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  • It's not like the girl version works. Enough makeup and you'll just look like a clown.

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  • in the 1600's men would wear something like a push up bra, it was like a balcony for your balls and penis. women were into it too apparently.

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  • U can't fake it son

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  • Even the French president wears high heel to look taller ;)

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  • Fake it.

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