Girls have heels, makeup, etc.
What do guys have, except clothes.
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Heels were invented by men for men for that very purpose but we ditched them because they were stupid, uncomfortable, and impractical. I guess women didn't get that memo LOL.
After reading a ton of personal ads it seems girls tend to think tattoos are hot (weird) so maybe you should get a few. Ask a question to find out which tattoo triggers their drip0