- Facial hairVote A
- No facial hairVote B
Most Helpful Girl
Facial hair. None just reminds me of a young boy. I don't like too much though, just some stubble is fine. media.giphy.com/media/GQtTMacQWLLna/giphy.gif
Most Helpful Guy
You know what the men left behind did when the titanic sunk? They grabbed each other by the beard and sung manly lyric as they were sinking. They faced dead like a true brotherhood of men.
You know why most inventions were done by men? Because they can stroke it to increase their thinking abilities.
Ever seen a wizard without a beard? No? I thought so.
And that feeling when you lift something heavy and the hair just grows out...
A beard is like a magic power. It makes you smarter, stronger, manlier and sexier. Other kids got their umbilical cord cut when born, I got my face shaved. Women who want their man to shave themselves just want to rob us of our magic powers.