Could you do the Roast Yourself Challenge?



write a diss track to urself :P



  • HELL ya, master roaster
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  • nah i can't rap at all
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  • other
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy
Updates:
chintita more like chintitty cuz u need support from ur brahs,
cuz u need confirmation from other people, even ur ma.

hah got myself :P
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Most Helpful Guy

  • You first fam :P

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    • Dis is harder than it seems lol, can't find a track

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    • lmfaoooo what does half of tht shit even mean, i have to hear u rap it tho

    • Lmao im not explainin all dat to you 😣

Most Helpful Girl

What Guys Said 17

  • My dick is so big, I have to fuck sloppy,
    your girl likes it rough and choppy
    She Spanish so she calls me Papi

    And Chulo, Spanish flow cause I got no Dough
    living in a shitty room with no hoe
    I ain't a gangsta, never been on death row

    My annual income is too low
    and my rent is too high
    I am just trying to get by

    No lie, I spit straight truth,
    Thats why I have a crooked tooth
    Used to stand all day in a toll booth

    Never made any home runs, I ain't Babe ruth
    Never scored any goals either
    But I try to hoop
    But my jump shot is poop

    I ain't special and thats the scoop
    see you later cause I got Bars but I am a waiter

    Yeah...

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  • Pewdiepie had the best reaction to this whole fad hands down.
    https://youtu.be/QLCUAPsUcoQ

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    • eeeew what a buzzkill

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    • y not make some, u seem nice and normal. u just gotta pester people with ur personality consistently then u'll grow on em.

    • Lol thanks but I'd have to find someone to pester. Dunno how you're supposed to do that. I used to have loads of friends as a kid. But they all somehow moved out and I didn't realise it until it was too late.

  • Hell no, that story will never end...

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  • @anonman32 look at this dude with his beard and shit, thinking he's all tough and shit. can't even smile in a selfie, dude LMAO you are never gonna get laid lol. why even put up a selfie if your name is anonman? did your hairdresser die lol. look at your hair, where do you think you are from fucking winterfell or something? you trying to look like thormunds giantbane or something?

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  • I don't deserve to live.
    Is that how you roast yourself, hell there are days I actually believe that

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  • Arms spaghetti knees sphagetti palms sphagetti loose urself in song mo mo coming up, u only got one shot do not miss ur chance to blow, opportunity mo mo coming up, da da dum Da Ra Ra dim da Ra dim da Ra Ra dim dim dim

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    • lmfaoo what is this

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    • so fire, i'd buy ur mixtape

    • Go go go go go go go go go go go its ur bday go go go go go go go go go Money in club go go go Its ur bday

  • I'd go Nasty Nas and "Ether" myself. It will be straight fire!

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  • Lmao I cannot top my favorite youtuber's, he was the peak of youtube's

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  • I'd roast myself to death.

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  • I mean i probably can list off the bad things about myself, but can't turn it into a rap :P

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  • Why would anyone waste this much time or energy?

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  • I can rap but I don't roast lol

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  • I can roast myself for days, it's too easy

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  • How can you burn that which is non-flammable?

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  • I can roast and sing but not rap

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  • I can't stop thinking about American Dad's roast of Roger

    t. tommy lee jones

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  • Only if i'm celebrity muhaha

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What Girls Said 3

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    I would recruitment people that know me... all of them have totally embarrassing
    "Helena stories" and are SUPER brutal.

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  • Oh hell ya!! i can roast my self so much i become toast!!! :P

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  • I definitely cannot. I can insult myself. I just can't make it rhyme.

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