If you were found dead right now what would your death report say?

me, Twenty one year old male dies making dinner and watching futurama


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  • 26 year old female who had to be identified from her dental records was found dead in a hotel room from wounds inflicted to the torso, neck and head. Blunt force trauma is assumed the cause of death with an as yet unidentified weapon. Lacerations on arms and hands and residue found beneath finger nails suggests she fought of her attacker but was unsuccessful. Body was found fabulously dressed but in a pool of her own blood.

    I read too much true crime 😱

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What Girls Said 8

  • 23, fit female, found with expanded stomach, sitting at the rable.

    Food found via stomach pumping: 1 Hersheys candy bar, 1 peanut buttercup, a few skittles, and a crunch bar.

    ** Appears to be a sugar over-dose. 😱😷😱😷😱😷

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  • Woman died from needing to pee but was stuck in a car 😝

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  • danielle, 23, sitting on the stairway, wiping a smudge off the side of heel holding a phone in her hand

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  • "Woman dies due to being overly excited."

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  • 14 year old Female, dies while eating rocky road ice cream and watching Gossip Girls

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  • woman dye eating too much spaghetti

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  • 17 year old, eyebrows looking good, found in her room dead on her bed after vacuuming carpet.

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  • She died watching old episodes of fear factor and ordering take out

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What Guys Said 17

  • Victim is caucasian male, 6 ft, brown hair, early 20s. No visible signs of violence. Victim was found butt naked looking at pictures of @Smmyskittles. Potential cause of death: heart failure.

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  • Victim : 25 year old Caucasian man, 5"9 , brown hair, hazel eyes. Drivers license says his name is Andrew from Wisconsin. Death looks like blunt force trauma to the end. His pants were down and looks like the victim was on his way to his bedroom with a lady or 2. There are 2 separate footprints one leaving the spare bedroom and the other looks like following the victim. Found two strains of hair on the victim that were not his. One is a long strand of red hair and the other is a long strand brown hair. There was a baseball bat left in the neighbors trash can and tested positive to the victims blood. Later we tested the 2 hairs that were found at thw victims residence and found to belong to @smmyskittles and @teawrecks. Both will be apprehended in the next hour.

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  • 47 year old male dies trying to multi task - Listening to classical radio station through TV, reading an Inspector Morse book and a newspaper plus doing the crossword in the paper, answering a question about his death (He would have loved the irony) on a Q&A internet forum while messaging someone on said forum - Preliminary cause of death overload confusion.

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  • 23 year old male had a seizure and died after he jizzed all over his computer screen with a website named girlsaskguys. com opened.

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  • I wouldn't care what it says.
    "Killed by Gagging" or so

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  • Well I died in front of two screens, one with social bullshit, the other with porn, without pants, probably mid-stroke.

    I've no idea why you wanted to know that.

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  • Self confessed stunningly awesome and all round great guy plus full time bullshitter found slightly injured!

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    • You can't be that great a guy if you died from a slight injury LMAO

    • It was the fact I was a full time bullshitter that allowed me to answer without having to die! lol

  • 19 year old Caucasian male found dead underneath a pile of cream soda bottles.
    Possible cause of death: Heart failure.

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  • Man dies giving birth to 20lb turd.

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  • 17 year old dies on overdoes of diet coke and all-night skyrim.

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  • I'm immortal!

    If I was found dead right now, then it would say "wasted potential."

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  • Blunt force trauma to the back of head. Impression shows the object was a microwave thrown from across the room. Possible suspect @smmyskittles

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  • 15 year old male found with spotify playlist still going, currently on "Jessie's Girl", has good taste in music, most likely killed by Pink Anon

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  • guy died while drawing awesome things sitting on gag and listening to badass rock music.

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  • Death by suicide.

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  • Man drowns in pussy

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  • Detective: Dead naked with his laptop keeping his legs warm, poor guy. What happened here officer?

    Cop: It seems like he browsed the internet for porn, making several tabs for each video he might decide to watch and after he. . . erm finished, he went on Girls ask guys and started answering questions

    Detective: How soon after?

    they look down slowly

    Cop: Apparently very quickly sir.

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