My man and I barely party. We work all week and never really go out to let loose.
Well the other night we went out and we both had a lot to drink (him more than I) and as we were going home (we did not drive), he started puking right as I took him to the washroom.
And I mean absolutely EVERYWHERE.
I naturally cleaned it up like it was nothing, even though he puked all over me and my brand new dress too (it was $400 okay lol).
Then he took a good dump lol, and because he was so drunk, I wiped his behind for him (even though I was just tipsy)
I told him about this in the morning, and he told some friends, and they were very impressed.
Lol isn't that like something you SHOULD do for your partner? They are still shocked I did that..
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If he doesn't marry you, he's a fool.
My 2nd youngest brother got knocked off his bike at 70mph by a drunk hit-and-run driver. Shattered both of his forearms. Unsurprisingly, his more party-girl-type women were nowhere to be seen.
His "boring", non-psycho ex-girlfriend -- with whom I'd stayed in touch, for totally unrelated reasons (we have similar tastes in fashion, so, we kept tabs on sample sales for each other... lmao) -- heard what happened, and came back around.
Well, I'll tell ya... That girl, she wiped his ass every time he took a shit for about 3 straight MONTHS.
He wasn't "the marrying type" -- especially after having had some *really* bad experiences with a previous woman -- but, yeah, he wasn't stupid. He married her.
He's still a troubled soul, but he's a troubled soul in love.
"Lol isn't that like something you SHOULD do for your partner?"
See... The fact you're asking this question, LIKE THIS. You been raised right, girly.
If that boy lets you get away, he'll regret it. Boy needs to wife yr ass up.