What do you want your tombstone to say?

Although this is a morbid question, it does go right to the heart of what we want for ourselves.

Mine would be something like ''she really loved her cat.'' probably.

Anyway, tell me about yourselves please.

Thanks.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • I've actually thought about this a few times, and I came up with some funny things.

    1. Chilling with jesus
    2. Chilling with Satan (in case I go to hell lol)
    3. I'm dead. Lol jk brb
    4. Game over. Restart? >yes >no
    5. Sorry Mario. Your princess is in another coffin
    6. And now his watch has ended
    7. Valar Morghulis
    8. "Money and jewelry inside this coffin" and when someone would dig me up and open it, I'd be holding a note saying "Syke!"
    9. I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. on the bottom of the receipt it read, “Thank you. Please come again."
    10. The doctor said it was just a cold..
    11. "FREE WIFI!"(so people will visit more often)

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Most Helpful Girl

  • "Loving wife, mother and friend. She made the world a little better."

    I'm simple and boring I guess lol

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What Guys Said 23

  • "No Regrets"

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  • Here lies beloved priest and veteran
    Full Name, PhD
    USN -- Rank
    Alma Mater
    Birthday -- Death Date

    And his devoted wife and soulmathe
    Full Name
    Whatever else she wants to include

    Parents of Monica Basil and Jennie Marie

    'Christ is Risen!'

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  • i want to be burned and then my ashes to be placed in a biodegradable cardboard tube, in this tube will be a seed of a tree. then this box will be planted in a remote location in the woods and the tree seed will feed on the nutrition of my ashes and grow into a tree. if my descendants then want to be with me, then they dont have to go to a graveyard, but into nature.

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  • Does this coffin make my ass look big?

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  • Game Over

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  • Here lies some anonymous bloke. A life half-lived; the rest thrown away.

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  • Here laid to rest is one handsome devil... he will be remembered for all the orgasms he gave to women everywhere... he died the way he wanted... with his head between the legs of a woman. :v

    Yup... that's going on my tombstone lol... XD

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  • " I ain't perfect but I'm a limited edition "

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  • "An endless, unyielding aura of bitterness, envy, and frustration prevented him from achieving his long life ambitions."

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  • Alpha AF

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  • Those who owe me something will be haunted forever

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  • ' This sucker could dodge a bullet!.. But mother nature got him right in the ass'..
    😂😂

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  • I told you I was dieing

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  • Here lies (My name)
    He has finally found peace

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  • Bring me chicken wings or I'll haunt you jk. I don't feel so well right now...

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  • VIÆ OMNES HVC DVCVNT.

    Latin for "All paths lead to here (the grave)"

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  • Guyngals. Gave good answers. Asked better questions.

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  • if i died right now: "he was... eccentric"

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  • Mine would probably say "the most indifferent person ever" or something like that. I don't know lol

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  • " Mia will never be my friend " 😄

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What Girls Said 13

  • I want a blank tombstone. Or no tombstone at all. I want to be passed by, forgotten, I want to disappear completely

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    • If I never find a cure for anything, or make some awesome invention for humanity for me to really want to be remembered for my legacy. I rather be forgotten as quick as possible, too.

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    • Soooo, we give more relevance to naming ideas, than naming what we use and know on a daily basis, basically.

      Not that it matters much these days, though. Just like Abraham Lincoln said: "Anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough".

    • LOOOOLLLLL, oh yeah. I remember that

  • Nothing. I don't want a casket or a tombstone. I want my ashes in the mountains somewhere.

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  • "Lemme tell you bout dis hoe..."

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  • Here lies an athiest. All dressed up with nowhere to go.

    Or maybe a memorial bench somewhere with a plaque that reads 'In Memory Of Bonnie, who hated this park and everyone in it' 😂

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  • "Here lies some almost midget."

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  • 67.media.tumblr.com/.../...0H3q51riqb5qo1_1280.jpg
    "There is no god but God"

    I might have struggles with Islam but this is the one thing that sticks with me.

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  • something about harry potter/being fearless lmao (just watched it again)

    harry potter is life and check out my questions

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  • i want it to be an expired parking meter

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  • VIP instead of the usual RIP 😎

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  • "I tried."

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  • "Help. I'm still alive."

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  • The worlds most beautiful and sexy girl is now deceased but not gone. She was born rich and died rich. She will always be remembered.

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  • "She doesn't want to be here."

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