2 truths and a lie?

Post two truths and a lie. I pick three statements, pick the one you think is a lie. Then I'll do the same for you.

1. I've been arrested for DUI

2. I'm a former preschool teacher aide

3. I was named after a famous author


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  • #2 I'm just not sure how much help a preschool teacher needs.

    1. I've been stabbed twice in the chest and once in the buttock.
    2. The love of my life is a former circus worker, contortionist, and magicians assistant.
    3. I wrote a song on the ukulele performed by Eddie Vedder.

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  • The lie's DUI (read the comments though, so it doesn't really count). Here are mine:

    1. I've managed to levitate a plastic cup into the air using telekinesis

    2. I defeated a man who was over 6' tall and more than twice my weight in single street combat at the age of 11

    3. I'm fluent in 5 languages; English, French, German, Portuguese and Punjabi

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  • 1 for you

    1: I told a group of goons who were trying to rip me off on a drug deal to go fuck themselves

    2: My mother is a high ranking Prosecutor

    3: I talked my way out of a warrant for my arrest

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    • Correct, number 1

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    • I got him to open the door to let me in, got my plate and Nick drove in front of them to slow them down. Keep in mind, I'm still twisting this poor asshole's arm while fighting people back with the plate lol. So I escaped the car, started yelling more curses at them as they all got out of the car, and then Nick got out, pushed one of them and I told them that they didn't want to see just how fucking crazy we both are and we walked away and drove off

    • That's insane!!

  • My aim screenname in 4th was chickmagnet4lyf

    My brothers usually wake me up by flipping me off bed every morning baha

    I am not hulk

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  • i think 1 is your lie

    for me:
    1: at 12 i spent a month in france without my parents
    2: i fell from a 13th story balcony
    3: i've surfed along the gold coast

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  • 1, I am scared of Clowns

    2, I am open and honest about being a sexual deviant

    3, I love all types of Beer

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  • 1. I played saxophone professionally through college

    2. I have fucked a multiple cam girls not on cam

    3. I was at one point a minor sponsored skiier for a small ski company.

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  • 1. I take dance lessons
    2. I've played strip poker
    3. I sometimes dream of being a counsellor/therapist

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  • 1. my profile pic is not me
    2. i dont own a smartphone
    3. i studied car mechanics.

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  • 1. Im in a tradeschool
    2. My drink of choice is whisky
    3. I dont do casual sex

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  • Number one is a lie for you.

    1. I love cottage cheese

    2. I like cucumbers

    3. I love dogs ❤🐶

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  • 1. I think I have strep throat
    2. There is a piece of ribs stuck in my braces
    3. I just came back from a trip to Florida and didn't tell anyone about it

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  • I would guess yours but i accidentally saw the answer on another opinion.

    1. My 12 year old niece is the same height as me
    2. I've never smoked weed
    3. I'm allergic to both cats and dogs

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  • 1. i'm a player

    2. I have a square shaped scar right beside my left eye.

    3. I'm a gypsy

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  • 1. I'm 6'3
    2. I bleach my hair blonde because I'm insecure about it
    3. I just told two lies...

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  • 1. I have smoked weed
    2. I fainted once at the cemetery
    3. I kissed a guy

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  • Lie: I've been arrested for a DUI

    I have been fined for urinating in public more than once.

    I have sucked snot out of babies nose.

    I've never taken cocaine

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  • I drink milk daily like i love it
    I wrote two novels
    I like hot weather

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  • none of the above!

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  • 1. I've had sex with my geography teacher
    2. I've had sex with a chicken
    3. I've had sex with someone who had a disease

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  • I was named after an author
    I own a business
    I've been in jail

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  • You weren't named after a famous author.

    I'm a millionaire

    My penis is 10" long

    My left foot was bitten off by a shark

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