To cheer me up 😩
Most Helpful Guy
Relationships are just like algebra. You always look at your X and try to figure out Y.5
Most Helpful Girl
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
To cheer me up 😩
I put the STD in stud
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van
If I could be an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
One that I heard from somewhere... can't remember where:
Seeing is important, because if you can't see, then you don't know what you are looking at.
What did the tree say to the sky?
I'm not touching you.
No. You probably don't. That's okay. It's grade A stuff; not made for lesser men.
Boy meets girl, boy gets girl's number, boi never calls gal. Gal gets sad. Lyk if u cry evrytim
whats a wombat?
its for playing wom
If Hitler were to attack Turkey from the rear end, would Greece help?
I have friends. ^killme
Radio Eriwan was asked: "Is it good to sleep with an open window?"
Radio Eriwan answered: "Generally yes, but with a woman it is better."
What is chaos?
Questions about the economy will not be answered.
Are you allowed to criticise the political system?
Generally yes, but living in your own house is better.
Is it true, that the media are censored?
Generally no, but we can't answer your question in details.
Can 70 year old women have perky breasts?
Sure. When doing push-ups.
Is sex always dirty?
No, only if done right.
My father has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I don't always make oral jokes... but when I do they suck.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head fall off a building. Witch one hits the ground last?
The blonde, she had to stop to ask for directions.
Woah woah woah, don't talk to ur na na like dat.
slow down sugar. I'm a diabetic