Looking for someone that understands Japanese romaji and can translate it to English. (Google translate or any translater for that matter won't work)?

I'm trying to translate the lyrics to a anime opening I can't find them in English anywhere. Please help me someone
Lyrics:
Mai asa hayaoki na aitsu ga
Pantsu kara korizu ni konnichiwa o shite iru
Hamide sou na chirari nation ishi ni sakarai nagara
Tachi mukau yokubou baiburu hirake!

Koji akero tobira wo onee-san kochira e!
Tamerau na sutairisshu ni ike come on come on come on!!
Yeah us!

S O X S O S ima koso seisen no toki
S O X S O S kokou no lasuto perorisuto
Ai no aru seigi nara dare ni mo tomerarenai sa
Hiki muke kimi no sex caliber

Maiban koki tsukaeba ii n janai?
Bokujou no ushi no you ni honki de shibori dashite!
Ue mo shita mo darashinai yo ne atama no naka ja kimi wa
Kaihatsu zumi sa gochisou sama desu!

Masaguru ze konya mo nigashi wa shinai ze?
Hayaku kite gaman dekinai (iku ze!) gun shot gun shot gun shot!!
Yeah birth!!

S O X S O S seishi wo osorenai de
S O X S O S futa ana doujini semete yo!
Inbou mo gizen sha mo subete chirakaseba ii sa
Shiwa made kazoe tamae sorujaa

Yuu koto (yuu koto) kikan bou wa (kikan bou wa)
Shigoi tare (shigoi tare!) hatsujou ki no tama sawagi
Ten made (ten made) tsuranuke winner (tsuranuke winner!)
Man wo ji shite hayaku dashi kitte!

Inochi wo umi dasu kiseki no purei wa mou
Kono saki ai wo ushinai doubutsu ni nari hateru no ka
Doku sareta mousou wo tamashii kara sukui dase
Tissue wa tsune ni mochi aruke yo?
Wo uh woh!!

S O X S O S ima koso seisen no toki
S O X S O S kokou no lasuto perorisuto
Ai no aru seigi nara ashi koshi wa gakuburu da ze!
Sori ta te kimi no sex caliber


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  • This is a crude translation since there's so much slang and innuendo and metaphor here. I had to get my wife to help with some parts.

    >> Mai asa hayaoki na aitsu ga -
    >> Pantsu kara korizu ni konnichiwa o shite iru

    Every morning I have morning wood and it says "hello to me" from my underwear.

    >> Hamide sou na chirari nation ishi ni sakarai nagara
    >> Tachi mukau yokubou baiburu hirake!

    I can see the faint penis outline on my underwear. I can't control it.
    Conquer your desires, start reading the Bible.

    >> Koji akero tobira wo onee-san kochira e!
    >> Tamerau na sutairisshu ni ike come on come on come on!!
    >> Yeah us!

    Open the door, come here beautiful lady. Don't hesitate, be stylish.

    >> S O X S O S ima koso seisen no toki
    Now we will have a Holy War.

    >> S O X S O S kokou no lasuto perorisuto
    Last man standing's vagina-licking terrorist stand.

    >> Ai no aru seigi nara dare ni mo tomerarenai sa
    No one can stop you if it you have the moral kind of love.

    >> Hiki muke kimi no sex caliber
    Tear off your sex caliber.

    >> Maiban koki tsukaeba ii n janai?
    >> Bokujou no ushi no you ni honki de shibori dashite!

    Don't you play with yourself busily every night?
    Milk yourself like milking a cow.

    >> Ue mo shita mo darashinai yo ne atama no naka ja kimi wa
    >> Kaihatsu zumi sa gochisou sama desu!

    The woman is already wet and her mouth is open and ready to go. Thank you for your service.

    >> Masaguru ze konya mo nigashi wa shinai ze?

    I won't let you go, tonight I'll molest and fondle you, won't I?

    >> Hayaku kite gaman dekinai (iku ze!) gun shot gun shot gun shot!!
    >> Yeah birth!!

    Come on, I can't be patient. (Orgasm!) gun shot gun shot gun shot!! Yeah, birth!

    >> S O X S O S seishi wo osorenai de
    Don't be afraid of sperm.
    >> S O X S O S futa ana doujini semete yo!
    Attack both holes at once!

    >> Inbou mo gizen sha mo subete chirakaseba ii sa
    >> Shiwa made kazoe tamae sorujaa

    Don't care about conspiracy and hypocritical people.
    Count her wrinkles, soldier!

    >> Yuu koto (yuu koto) kikan bou wa (kikan bou wa)
    >> Shigoi tare (shigoi tare!) hatsujou ki no tama sawagi

    If he doesn't listen to what you say, jerk off (jerk off!), horny ball festival!

    >> Ten made (ten made) tsuranuke winner (tsuranuke winner!)
    Punch through the sky (through the sky, winner!).

    >> Man wo ji shite hayaku dashi kitte!
    Shoot out all the sperm after the long-awaited time!

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    • >> Inochi wo umi dasu kiseki no purei wa mou
      >>Kono saki ai wo ushinai doubutsu ni nari hateru no ka

      Giving birth to love making turning into raunchy sex.

      >> Doku sareta mousou wo tamashii kara sukui dase
      >> Tissue wa tsune ni mochi aruke yo?
      >> Wo uh woh!!

      Release the poison from your innocent soul.
      You should always keep some tissue, shouldn't you?
      Wo uh woh!!

      >> S O X S O S ima koso seisen no toki

      Now we will have a Holy War.

      >> S O X S O S kokou no lasuto perorisuto

      Last man standing's vagina-licking terrorist stand.

      >> Ai no aru seigi nara ashi koshi wa gakuburu da ze!

      Have a spasm if you have the moral kind of love.

      >> Sori ta te kimi no sex caliber

      Super curved erection's sex caliber.

    • Thank you so SO much the lyrics to the first part are on the internet since thats basically the tv size I was trying to understand the full song. See for yourself
      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=syoV9y_s00M

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  • Some of the words are names and some are in English

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    • If you want it translated, you need to find the text in actual Japanese I. e actual Japanese characters and then put it in Google Translate.

    • I tried translating this to kanji but somehow it just gets jumbled up and sounds weird

    • You could get an interpreter. It will cost you though

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