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My nickname is skid marks, and it's not cuz of my driving.
That's just nasty af mate hahaha
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"Does that phone have a number?"
It could be w phone without a sim card lel?
Did you hear about that kidnapping?It's okay he woke upHehe
Hahhahaha Omg that is so good hahaha that's genius 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U <3
❤️❤️❤️ Haha comedy gold mate! Where did you get that one?
Wow, you look just like my daughter- wanna fuck?
p. s, yes, this is in the twisted/dirty categories.
That's messed up man. I cringed so hard when I read that that I dabbed!
I know, sorry about that- I saw this video earlier today...https://youtu.be/fnvLwsuCR4M
For corny/funny ones (with a bit of overlap into the dirty section), here are a couple of one-liners I've heard from the Pokemon GO players in Holland Park over the past couple of weeks- "Hey there, mind if I take a Pikachu?" (a pun on 'peek at you'- the guy spent about a minute trying to explain it)"If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.""I wanna Squirtle on your Jigglypuffs!"
I've heard every one of those except the first one; funny how it took him an entire minute to explain it when it could have easily taken 1 second haha
The girl he'd hit on, who he was trying to explain it to, turned out to be either Malaysian or Indonesian, from the sounds of it- a tourist, she only spoke very basic English, and even though she looked oriental, she knew literally nothing about Pokemon. He persisted for about a minute before giving up and walking away.
Haha sounds like you understood the joke though haha
Well, by the time he gave up on trying to explain, tossed his hands up in the air and sullenly walked away, the girl he'd tried to chat up was the only one who hadn't got it; I was groaning, but most of the other 20 or so people sitting on the on the benches nearby were laughing out loud by that stage.