This is a serious question guys. I have to drop a huge one and I know it will sound like an animal dying.
Problem is, my flat mate's room is right next to the toilet and she keeps her door wide open.
Before you say "try coughing" I cannot cough that long and loud. It's physically impossible.
Guys, if you wanna save a life and go to heaven now's your chance, I can't hold it much longer.
Question number 2 (pun unintended): Ladies, would you still be into a guy even after you heard his animalistic nature in the toilet?
Most Helpful Girl
There are a few options here, you could turn on the shower, or you could sit just on the border so the poo when it comes out instead of just falling it'd slide down, or you can make a base of toilet paper inside the loo though if it's too big it might still sound a bit, this one is more for pee, and I still would be into the guy, we're all humans1
Most Helpful Guy
Maybe run the sink or shower.
If your shower head has adjustable spray settings , put it on the loudest ine.1