If you were a dog for a day, what would you do with your time?

Chase my tail, or bark at random squirrels just to scare them.


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  • I am convinced this was my dogs schedule for the day so I think this what I will do
    Wake owner up at 4 am because I am feeling lonely
    Eat food
    Look at squirrels and quails
    Bark at non threatening mailman
    Take nap
    Make owner take me out to go to the bathroom
    Eat and drink more
    Sleep
    Make sure to wake owner up at midnight for no reason at all

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What Guys Said 8

  • I would cuddle up to my master/mistress, and sleep in his/her lap!

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  • Ask the woman who owns me "What did you do with my testicles?"

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  • poop on my owners chest

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  • Save my owner from drowning

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  • Sleep and not worry about a damn thing lol

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  • I would just think"yay free food" and eat everything😂

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  • attempt to operate a computer

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  • bark at people and run after them just to scare them and make them think that im gonna bite them :D

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What Girls Said 6

  • I would eat dog food, chase cats and squirrels, cuddle a lot, play tug of war, and sniff other dog's butts

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  • Rub myself against random people

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  • I would bark and howl at the moon!

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  • Sleep and request belly rubs

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  • Join a wild dog pack and run free.

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  • Smell dog butts

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