Do one of the things they request you to do?
1. Lay in a coffin closed that a gallon and a half of bleach was poured in coffin for 3 hours.
2. Jump into a pool naked filled with 20% water, 80% lye and stay under water for 7 minutes
3. Get waterboarded with gasoline for a 12 hours a day for 3 days straight.
4. Let a major league baseball player hit you in the face with a metal bat.
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I'd discreetly take a recording of the person presenting the offer, save multiple copies in several places including cloud storage on the web, and then blackmail the eccentric billionaire sadist responsible into either handing over that same sum in tax free cash, or taking the evidence to the authorities as well as all of the major media outlets. If he was willing to pay me 3 million in tax-free cash THEN, on MY terms, then of course I'd take it. If he wasn't- well, then I'd still be able to make a pretty penny through giving media interviews, telling the tale on talk-shows, selling the movie rights and writing an autobiographical piece about it. I'd settle for that instead.0