What would you do if your house got taken over by Boars?

Wild boars infest your home. what do you do? What would you do if your house got taken over by Boars?


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What Girls Said 24

  • Turn it into a smoke house. MMMMM bacon!! (BTW Hemine took out my power for the last 3 days, but I'm back now :-)

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  • I guess know one remembers that scene from, Hannibal huh? Lmao I'm not doing jack shit๐Ÿ˜‚ that's their house now๐Ÿ˜ž

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  • That's their house now ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Make Flopsy scare them away with his cuteness ๐Ÿฐโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Š

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  • I'd ride the alpha female Theramix and her mate Borenhog would be the steed for my rats.

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  • I would get my donkeys to chase them out.

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  • I also dress up as a boar and try to fit in.

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  • I have never thought about this. I would call animal control and hope for the best. I would request that they not be killed.

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  • Run away and call the cops.

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  • Free bacon ๐Ÿ˜

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  • Call on Ma Deuce and bacon for everyone!

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  • Run... Run far away. It's their house now

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  • just a fun story. there are many of them in Riga (capital city of Latvia) :D
    and where I live there are many hunters so I have nothing to worry about.

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  • BBQ!

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  • Chase em right back out. I couldn't bring myself to kill them.

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  • Have Roast pork gor dinner I guess.

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  • I'd sit there with them , sing them a lullaby and once they're asleep I'll dissappear only with a back bag

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  • Move out, lol
    But seriously, how could that ever happen?

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  • Ring my insurer

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  • Let them have it.

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  • I'd have my dog get them out he's really good at herding other animals

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  • Try to get them out, but if I can't beat them I'll join them. :P

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  • Mmmmmm more food

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  • Eat em

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What Guys Said 30

  • I would find out who was their leader and try to reason with him. It'd be like: "There's gonna have to be some ground rules. Let's be fair."

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  • Fresh bacon.

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  • Kill the old ones and butcher them. Bacon and ham for a year! Then treat them like regular pigs and raise them for meat!

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  • LOL I've got a gun, a sword and several knifes ranging from hunting to combat, what do you think I'm gonna do? time to carve up the piggies and fill up my freezer.

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  • Spear them (since I don't have a gun) and cook them? I mean... what else is there to do?

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  • I'd be having bacon for breakfast, that's for sure.

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  • Thank the almighty gods for all the food.

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  • Looks like ribs are back on the menu, boys!

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  • Are they fair game?

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  • I'd kill them and then sell them to Muslims and lie to them telling them its cow or chicken cause I know how much they hate it.

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  • Looks like pork is on the menu.

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  • I know plenty of butchers and restaurants that would be interested...

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  • I'd immediately hoof it outta there.

    BA DUMMMMM TSSSSSSSS

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  • get the rifle from the garage

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  • Lure them to my frying pan ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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  • Fr33 Baycon f0r lyf

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  • I suppose call animal control - I have heard they are fairly mad, I wouldn't go near them.

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  • Google if 9mm is sufficient stopping power

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  • Start shooting. They are bad actors.

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  • Shoot every single one of them, eat some of the meat, sell the rest.

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  • Take out the old Remington and unload some buckshot into them

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  • Load up the shotgun.

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  • rotisserie all those motherfuckers on a giant stick

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  • Create fun wild boar parks with @Jxpxtxr. ;).

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  • call them fat!!!

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  • Free porks for the winter ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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  • Call the army and serve all of them BBQ as payment.

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  • FREAK THE FUCK OUT.
    LIKE HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?

    i feel so dirty now i never swear

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    • why did I do that?

  • eat them.

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