Someone hands you a roll of Toilet Paper and says 'when it happens, you'll know' and then runs off. What do you do?

Someone hands you a roll of Toilet Paper and says 'when it happens, you'll know' and then runs off. What do you do?


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  • I'd laugh my F**king ass off the toilet seat. I'd hope I had something chocolate so I could rub it on my hands before he or she run's off so as I was reaching for it I'd take the paper and say"Just what I needed thanks!"

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What Girls Said 15

  • Keep it, may as well :P

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  • Keep it and add it to my bathroom.

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  • Leave it somewhere completely random so someone else may use it if in need.

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  • Literally first hing that came to mind was the anime series, "Those Who Hunt Elves".

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  • Pop it in my bag and thank the random

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  • Free toilet paper? Lol

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  • Uhhh... who handed it to u... sounds like someone wants u to shit yourself

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  • Throw it at him

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  • Laugh my fucking ass off, and then recount the story about the time that I went to an All Time Low, A Day To Remember, and Blink-182 concert and ADTR threw rolls of toilet paper into the audience and let us toss them around

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  • IT WAS THE TUNA WASN'T IT!

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  • Go wtf but make sure I was close to a bathroom regardless for the rest of the day lol

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  • just drop it and leave

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  • Drop it and walk away

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  • Kids modeling clay
    http://happyhooligans.ca/ghost-mud-ice-cream/

    Or I'd have to wonder if they laced someone's food or tricked them into eating something that will cause the trots.

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What Guys Said 19

  • On the 8th day god created 3 ply toilet paper , and it was good.
    Amen.

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  • I don't use it. I wouldn't accept toilet paper from a stranger in the first place. Weird as fuck

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  • Crazy old man wanna give me a toilet paper roll

    Id find him, give him a dildo and say the same snarky line he gave me. And run off all suspiciously

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  • I laugh uncontrollably like I am right now

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  • I'd try to figure out what he's talking about.

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  • Be afraid of whatever is going to happen.

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  • I'd have a wtf reaction lol.

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  • Wipe my ass when it happens.

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  • Check to see of the stomach is gurgling.

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  • Get rid of it as fast as I can. Just being honest.

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  • Hit The roll on their head.

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  • eh, whats the worst that could happen

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  • Save the toilet paper and walk off

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  • Squeeze the Charmin.

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  • Nothing. I would be surprised and clueless about what had just happened.

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  • img.buzzfeed.com/.../...ed-14064-1426526218-19.gif

    Clearly Kanye west/ kardashians house security will get drunk and leave it vulnerable for a good epic tp.

    And yes when that happens I will know it and be ready to deliver some epic throws thanks to toilet paper random.

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  • Write my doctoral disertation on it or cover it in laxitive cream and hand it to the next girl I see

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  • Say thank you.

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