How would YOU defeat the Kraken?

How would YOU defeat the Kraken?
How will you defeat it?


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  • Thanks to Kratos, I know how to kill it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goG14Lbl2_I
    I will need Rage of the Titans, Icarus Wings & Athena's Blades. I also need some luck to get a steam for flying towards his head. First, I'll have to cut his tentacles and then I have to attack his head.
    But these things aren't available in real life so, I'll need a flamethrower or petrol for self defence.
    Hang glider to reach to his head and to land safely after escaping from his tentacles.
    And blades to chop him off.

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What Girls Said 25

  • Been there done that tbh. If we're talking about a magical world, since we're also assuming the kraken is a thing, then just some kinda magic killing spell or maybe teleporting it into a volcano or whatever. If not, then just nuke the sucker.

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  • I will hug his hurtful soul.

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  • I'd have sex with it just so it's thinking about something else

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  • I would wake it up. :p

    Krakens are giant squids who are so old that they're almost always asleep, they often mistook galleons as rocks and grabbed on to sleep not realizing that their sheer weight forces the ship to sink xD

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  • Hentai XDDD

    jk lol

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  • This shit is why deep dark water terrifies me

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  • Nuke it lmao simple as that 😛

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    • 2mo

      In the cold war they did make Nuclear Depth Charges but considering the Damage that it does to the environment I'm firmly against the use of Nuclear weapons in warfare.
      I like the world existing.
      the best military option is the one I said,
      "Lure it out of the depths with a few fast PT boats with Machine guns and torpedoes, then use four U. S Navy Guided Missile Cruisers each launching twenty-five Harpoon Anti-Ship Missiles at it.
      It would be Red Mist"

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    • 2mo

      Its not a conspiracy theory,
      John Lennon is on the Record Praising the IRA
      www.theguardian.com/.../northernireland.musicnews
      And Yes, it has been confirmed that he did in fact Beat his first wife Cynthia

    • 2mo

      The sad thing is, I live 20 miles from one of the Places where the lions share of Foriegn IRA donations came from aka Boston Massachusetts,
      Generally from first or Second Generation Irish Americans

  • I won't be on a ship in the first place..

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  • Tell him to leave me be or I'll poke his eye out.

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  • Chuck a grenade in his mouth or some TNT

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  • I'd poke the Kraken in the eyes, and kick it in the balls :P

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  • With a hug lmao

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  • poison it

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  • 😱 lol I would be praying for my life.

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  • Make tons of sashimi fried squid and takoyaki out of it !

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  • From the inside

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  • By nerfing Poseidon

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  • You already know 😏
    With my charm 💁😜

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  • With the blades of Olympus, Icarus wings, and Medusa's head.

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  • Tickle it

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  • I wouldn't defeat it I'm just not going in the ocean.

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  • By blowing it a kiss lol

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  • By peeing myself

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  • Try to sail around it as far as possible and avoid reading 25-29 blue anon posts 😂

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  • I'd polymorph it into a small, kawai octopus :3.

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What Guys Said 35

  • Dive down spear and harpoon in hand and aim for its eye!! That seems to be the only weak spot.

    If I die, then oh well!! We weren't gonna survive it by any other means anyway.

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  • I reckon with monster like that you would have to go for the eye, take its vision and its brain would be behind it but the obvious problem is getting the shot - My need a sub with torpedos

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  • By throwing a Pokeball and capturing it

    Specifically a Master ball.
    pre02.deviantart.net/.../..._by_adfpf1-d7ea28n.png

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  • I would offer it a job in the japanese pornindustry while in return it gets paid for virgins and food.

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  • Defeat it? I'd make friends with it. I'd share a bottle of Kraken spiced rum with it and we'd see we're not so different after all.

    We really just want the fish. That's the legend, that people were trying to fish where the kraken was.

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  • Get the Leviathan.

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  • Lure it out of the depths with a few fast PT boats with Machine guns and torpedoes, then use four U. S Navy Guided Missile Cruisers each launching twenty-five Harpoon Anti-Ship Missiles at it.
    It would be Red Mist

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  • Is "defeat" defined as killing it, or depriving it of its objective, or making it turn tail, or what?

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  • I'd shit on its face, introducing it to my kraken.

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  • Lure it to Japan and eat sushi after they harpoon it.

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  • Well, as it happens I have the head of Medusa lying around my office...

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  • I'd hire Aquaman.

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  • Build a wall and make him pay for it.

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  • I would have to consult Greek mythology to find the way to defeat the Kraken.

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  • I'd simply take a dump and problem solved.

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  • wear my oxygen mask with the kit, take out my sword and kill that piece of shit

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  • With a nuclear submarine.

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  • I would rig my ship to explode and let it take it. blowing itself to smithereens

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  • I can't defeat him because he has tentacles. (no feet)

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  • By benching him for 10-15 reps

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  • She's a good drink.
    I would drink her down

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  • I'll start reading anon questions from gag... it will disappear in no time

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  • Summon Cthulu

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  • Ocean pollution.

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  • Nuke, 2 nukes, 4 or 5 nukes

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  • Use @triss as bait while I run away.

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    • 2mo

      Gtfo 😂😂😂😂😂

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    • 2mo

      But don't worry, I will tell someone to save you, if I remember that is.

    • 2mo

      If you read my opinion I don't need anyone to save me
      I have the most powerful weapon 😉

  • Godzilla will make sushi out of it!

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  • I would summon my 72 virgins and send them to defeat thy cracken

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