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only Toad could come up with such question lol0
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PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACKKKK! or KILL IT WITH FIREEEEE!
Jk it's mommies little precious lamb😂(that's church code talk for ugly ass baby, modern day "Awwww") I don't know I'd just take care of it and stop drinking on weekends with @takumii and @akadatank44 cause shit they have some explaining to do😂😂😂 how did they stick their di*k's in and that came out! BAHAHAHAA
Id eat it for Thanksgiving
I'd start wearing panties to bed.
😐 Oh, no, thank you.
A tiny part of me would feel upset that it didn't at least inherit a little of my genes or my husband's.
Impossible, I would abort before that would happen.
This won't ever happen
An Implanon implant + past chronic alcohol & drug abuse + HUGE issues with food + NO maternal instinct
No pregnancy ever!!! :) :) :)
I'd rather give give birth to an orc like Mr. Nutt :)
Oh god I would die.
Pass out, then call the government to come take it away lmao
Whateves it s my baby
I am keeping it
Plus it s cute
it will take over the world for me.
I don't know, I'd feel bad about wanting to hide it away in the basement for all its life.
I'd be more surprised to know that I gave birth in the first place
This is the weirdest question I've seen on GaG... but I guess if I did I'd have to keep it?
Raise my baby
The classic putting it on someone else's doorstep lol
report to NASA about an alien rapist!
Throw it at the wall, probably... scream, maybe... I don't know 😁
I'd name it Durotan
I'd just be so confused about how that happened.
Well, at least it ain't a Botchling xD
My child & unless the kid turns out to be one w/o any humanity (that can be ascertained only as one grows) in it in going to love him/her just as I'd love any child that I father
From the guys point of view, maybe the MGTOW's theories about women cheating and having other men's babies are true. Seriously I suppose first question would be "Is It Mine?", if it was I suppose couple would have to adapt. Maybe in first case if it could be sorted out, adapt as well.
Damn, that sucks. So she cheated I guess while being abducted. That's a new level of hoebaggging
Id demand for warp drive technology
I'd be worried that a curse had been out upon us and the real parents would be coming to reclaim it.
I'd probably say what the fuck, did you cheat on me with a goblin. That would mean id have to end my life because I guess I am uglier than a goblin. Ugh... fucking goblins man.
Divorce her ASAP, how dare she cheats on me, especially with a goblin.
Upgrade to th7 as a tribute.
Is that caused by a mosquito-borne disease too?
I would take it to the wizard in world of Harry potter.
Name is shrek 🙂
Sorry but I ain't raising that shit
ask my wife : who the hell is the father :p
Lol he is cute tho
Yeah well I did burn the Witch. 😃.
Wth? I'm aesthetic ah that sloot cheated