Girls, what would you do if you gave birth to a goblin baby instead of a human baby? Guys what would you do if your wife gave birth to one?

Girls, what would you do if you gave birth to a goblin baby instead of a human baby? Guys what would you do if your wife gave birth to one?



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What Girls Said 26

  • PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACKKKK! or KILL IT WITH FIREEEEE!
    Jk it's mommies little precious lamb๐Ÿ˜‚(that's church code talk for ugly ass baby, modern day "Awwww") I don't know I'd just take care of it and stop drinking on weekends with @takumii and @akadatank44 cause shit they have some explaining to do๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ how did they stick their di*k's in and that came out! BAHAHAHAA

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    • 2mo

      Better yet I think @toad-1 could be responsible as well lmao.

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    • 2mo

      @archiz *Spin's in Prince* Sexy never left๐Ÿ˜Žlooks like me? Hahahahaaaaa ooo that's cold blooded! I've missed you bro๐Ÿ˜˜ thanks! I've been back for weeks now lol, smh you didn't notice.

    • 2mo

      I noticed you the last couple of days not just today off course

  • I would nuke my vagina.

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  • Id eat it for Thanksgiving

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  • I'd start wearing panties to bed.

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  • 😐 Oh, no, thank you.

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  • A tiny part of me would feel upset that it didn't at least inherit a little of my genes or my husband's.

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  • Good chance I'd faint

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  • Impossible, I would abort before that would happen.

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  • This won't ever happen

    An Implanon implant + past chronic alcohol & drug abuse + HUGE issues with food + NO maternal instinct
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    No pregnancy ever!!! :) :) :)

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  • I'd rather give give birth to an orc like Mr. Nutt :)

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  • Oh god I would die.

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  • I must have really loved that goblin to have his baby.

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  • omg lmaoo

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  • Pass out, then call the government to come take it away lmao

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  • Whateves it s my baby
    I am keeping it
    Plus it s cute

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  • it will take over the world for me.

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  • I don't know, I'd feel bad about wanting to hide it away in the basement for all its life.

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  • I'd be more surprised to know that I gave birth in the first place

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  • This is the weirdest question I've seen on GaG... but I guess if I did I'd have to keep it?

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  • The classic putting it on someone else's doorstep lol

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  • report to NASA about an alien rapist!

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  • Freak out

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  • Throw it at the wall, probably... scream, maybe... I don't know 😁

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  • Raise my baby

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  • I'd name it Durotan

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  • I'd just be so confused about how that happened.

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What Guys Said 17

  • Well, at least it ain't a Botchling xD

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  • From the guys point of view, maybe the MGTOW's theories about women cheating and having other men's babies are true. Seriously I suppose first question would be "Is It Mine?", if it was I suppose couple would have to adapt. Maybe in first case if it could be sorted out, adapt as well.

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  • My child & unless the kid turns out to be one w/o any humanity (that can be ascertained only as one grows) in it in going to love him/her just as I'd love any child that I father

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  • Well, at least it would be good with money.

    Get it? Anyone?

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  • Damn, that sucks. So she cheated I guess while being abducted. That's a new level of hoebaggging

    Id demand for warp drive technology

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  • I'd be worried that a curse had been out upon us and the real parents would be coming to reclaim it.

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  • I'd probably say what the fuck, did you cheat on me with a goblin. That would mean id have to end my life because I guess I am uglier than a goblin. Ugh... fucking goblins man.

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  • Divorce her ASAP, how dare she cheats on me, especially with a goblin.

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  • Upgrade to th7 as a tribute.

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  • Is that caused by a mosquito-borne disease too?

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  • I would take it to the wizard in world of Harry potter.

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  • Name is shrek 🙂

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  • ask my wife : who the hell is the father :p

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  • Lol he is cute tho

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  • Yeah well I did burn the Witch. 😃.

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  • Sorry but I ain't raising that shit

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  • Wth? I'm aesthetic ah that sloot cheated

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