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only Toad could come up with such question lol0
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PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACKKKK! or KILL IT WITH FIREEEEE!
Jk it's mommies little precious lamb😂(that's church code talk for ugly ass baby, modern day "Awwww") I don't know I'd just take care of it and stop drinking on weekends with @takumii and @akadatank44 cause shit they have some explaining to do😂😂😂 how did they stick their di*k's in and that came out! BAHAHAHAA
Id eat it for Thanksgiving
I'd start wearing panties to bed.
😐 Oh, no, thank you.
A tiny part of me would feel upset that it didn't at least inherit a little of my genes or my husband's.
Impossible, I would abort before that would happen.
This won't ever happen
An Implanon implant + past chronic alcohol & drug abuse + HUGE issues with food + NO maternal instinct
No pregnancy ever!!! :) :) :)
I'd rather give give birth to an orc like Mr. Nutt :)
Oh god I would die.
Pass out, then call the government to come take it away lmao
Whateves it s my baby
I am keeping it
Plus it s cute
it will take over the world for me.
I don't know, I'd feel bad about wanting to hide it away in the basement for all its life.
I'd be more surprised to know that I gave birth in the first place
This is the weirdest question I've seen on GaG... but I guess if I did I'd have to keep it?
The classic putting it on someone else's doorstep lol
report to NASA about an alien rapist!
Throw it at the wall, probably... scream, maybe... I don't know 😁
Raise my baby
I'd name it Durotan
I'd just be so confused about how that happened.
Well, at least it ain't a Botchling xD
My child & unless the kid turns out to be one w/o any humanity (that can be ascertained only as one grows) in it in going to love him/her just as I'd love any child that I father
From the guys point of view, maybe the MGTOW's theories about women cheating and having other men's babies are true. Seriously I suppose first question would be "Is It Mine?", if it was I suppose couple would have to adapt. Maybe in first case if it could be sorted out, adapt as well.
Damn, that sucks. So she cheated I guess while being abducted. That's a new level of hoebaggging
Id demand for warp drive technology
I'd be worried that a curse had been out upon us and the real parents would be coming to reclaim it.
I'd probably say what the fuck, did you cheat on me with a goblin. That would mean id have to end my life because I guess I am uglier than a goblin. Ugh... fucking goblins man.
Divorce her ASAP, how dare she cheats on me, especially with a goblin.
Upgrade to th7 as a tribute.
Is that caused by a mosquito-borne disease too?
I would take it to the wizard in world of Harry potter.
Name is shrek 🙂
ask my wife : who the hell is the father :p
Lol he is cute tho
Yeah well I did burn the Witch. 😃.
Sorry but I ain't raising that shit
Wth? I'm aesthetic ah that sloot cheated