How do you defeat The Dracolich?


How do you defeat The Dracolich?


What's a Dracolich?

Basically an undead skeletal dragon with immense magical dark powers.

How do you destroy it?


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What Girls Said 12

  • Destroy it?

    I'd want to make it my new pet. <3 Just look it in the eyes and dare the dragon to do something.

    When he rubs his skull against my hand, I tell him what a good boy he is. <3

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  • Dismember all its bones and destroy them through a chicken bone crusher machine. Maybe keep a few for a souvenir bone necklace? I don't know 💁🏽

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  • Ask a wizard to give me a potion that can help me kill the dracolich. Then take charge from behind the dracolich and try to force the potion in it's heart and cut its head off 😌

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  • Release the wolves on him
    They ll eat its bones muhahah

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  • Show it my GPA, it should run away in fear. Or sooth it to death with my singing. I think I'd just make it some of my enchiladas though, then it would love me.

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  • Introduce it to Obama.

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  • Fuck it's dad. I'm your mama now, bitch!

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  • Drown out

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  • What even is that?
    Well, I'd use my charm and charisma ;)

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  • A lot of werewolves.

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  • You already know 😛
    Ask me if you don't remember

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What Guys Said 20

  • Uh... clearly the poor mate is hungry, he's anger and bones. He's cooped up in a cave with magical abilities with limitations of not being able to magically make food appear.

    So I'll feed it and tame it. Easy.

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  • Obviously you get a paladin the undead are their specialty since they are holy warriors of good, that have immense light/holy powers and magic.

    Specifically this paladin Artix from one of my favorite games Dragonfable.
    https://youtu.be/k5_z3N3liEA

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  • Easy. I just stand there and watch the thing collapse since it has no muscle tissue, or any organs at all.

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  • By having a group of leeches sucking on its magic while you distract it (leeches suck at defending themselves) and strip it of all magical items then go in for the kill with a non magical sword and hack it into a pile of bones, one bone at a time.
    But what do I know. That's just my opinion

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  • A dracolich? So it's a skeletal DRAGON you say?
    Fuck that, I'm calling the Dragonborn to FUS RO DAH his ass outta here

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  • I have never seen one before but that scares the bejappers out of me - I would go for joints and backbone hoping it obeys at least some of the laws of biology

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  • Invite his mother in law over xD

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  • My preacher told me that the spirit of man has dominion over all creatures great and small.

    Nuclear weapons come to mind as well. You know just in case.

    Just my opinion

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  • I've fought a draco lich before,
    it was near the end of the campaign,
    We fought it and figured out where its phylactory was and destroyed it

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  • Shoot at it until it dies.

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  • Kill it with fire.

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  • Cast an osteoporosis spell on him and watch as he crumbles under is own weight.

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  • Morning breath.

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  • I would fus ro dah his ass to oblivion.

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  • Shove an apple up it's ass

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  • It's like how you kill any mythical monster, you cut its dick off.

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  • Shoot it with an RPG.

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  • Use hydrogen bombs.

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  • with cockroaches and bullet ants

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  • Bless mace, holy word, engage melee while healing.

    Hopefully rest of the party is bringing sle additional firepower.

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